- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐
- SONM? More like GONE-M. Down 73% in 24 hours? Someone call the coroner. This coin is making investors question their life choices, and probably their choice of milk this morning. It’s cheaper than a cup of coffee, but less satisfying.
- OAX (OAX)
- $0.10: ⭐⭐
- OAX is down 42% – the kind of drop that makes you wanna scream into the void. If this coin was a boxer, it would be getting a standing eight count. It might recover, but I wouldn’t bet my fries on it. Speaking of fries, shoutout to that WSB legend who asked for fries in the bag. Priorities, people.
- BTC2 (Bitcoin 2)
- $0.35: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin 2? More like Diet Bitcoin. Tastes the same, less filling, and definitely less valuable. This knock-off is somehow up 16% over 7 days, which in this market is like winning a pie-eating contest where everyone else got food poisoning.
- BOBA (Boba Network)
- $0.25: ⭐⭐⭐
- Boba Network. It sounds like a trendy bubble tea place, but the returns are anything but sweet. Down 22% in 24 hours. This boba’s gone flat. Still, it’s up 25% over 7 days. Proof that even in a dumpster fire, some trash still manages to float to the top.
- CAPS (Ternoa)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- CAPS? More like CRAPS. This coin’s volatility is higher than a WSB user’s blood pressure after a margin call. 89% up over 7 days, then down 21% in 24 hours? This ain’t investing, it’s gambling. Someone tell this coin to take a chill pill and learn some risk management from that Bitcoin guy’s dad who called him an idiot back in 2015.
Remember that WSB guy who turned $1k into $1M, then down to $350k by YOLOing on Amazon weeklies? This market is giving me the same vibes. Except instead of Amazon calls, it’s a graveyard of altcoins. And instead of tendies, we have…well, not tendies. Some cryptos from our 10M list are featured in today’s carnage, so buckle up.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-73% | 0 | 38.6K | 2642 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 1 |  |
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-42% | 77% | 0.1 | 9.94M | 1241 | OAX | OAX |
| 2 |  |
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-40% | 0.01 | 21.6M | 978 | IRIS | IRISnet | |
| 3 |  |
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-35% | 0.01 | 11.5M | 1098 | GFT | Gifto | |
| 4 |  |
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-31% | 0 | 121K | 2476 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 5 |  |
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-30% | 99% | 0 | 16.1M | 987 | KEY | SelfKey |
| 6 |  |
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-29% | 14% | 0.1 | 10M | 1789 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 7 |  |
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-24% | 87% | 0.35 | 7.29M | 1312 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 |
| 8 |  |
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-22% | 34% | 0.25 | 124M | 697 | BOBA | Boba Network |
| 9 |  |
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-21% | 0.01 | 13M | 1288 | CAPS | Ternoa | |
| 10 |  |
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-21% | 0.06 | 55.4M | 635 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 11 |  |
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-20% | 73% | 0.56 | 556M | 171 | ELF | aelf |
| 12 |  |
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-20% | 99% | 0.04 | 42M | 701 | REN | Ren |
| 13 |  |
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-18% | 14% | 0.01 | 63.7M | 1181 | WRLD | NFT Worlds |
| 14 |  |
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-2% | 65% | 0 | 2.19M | 1810 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 15 |  |
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-17% | 0 | 396K | 2209 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 16 |  |
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-14% | 0.05 | 6.17M | 1740 | FUND | Unification | |
| 17 |  |
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-13% | 0 | 3.62M | 1512 | COVAL | Circuits of Value | |
| 18 |  |
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-13% | 64% | 0.33 | 34.5M | 884 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 19 |  |
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-15% | 0.22 | 144M | 4655 | MC | Merit Circle | |
| 20 |  |
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-13% | 30% | 0.01 | 888K | 2318 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 21 |  |
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-12% | 0.38 | 11.1M | 1115 | PPC | Peercoin | |
| 22 |  |
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-12% | 0 | 13.9M | 1822 | NVIR | NvirWorld | |
| 23 |  |
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-12% | 0.06 | 58.3M | 878 | AVINOC | AVINOC | |
| 24 |  |
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-11% | 0 | 1.61M | 1762 | REV | Revain | |
| 25 |  |
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-11% | 92% | 1.62 | 8.92M | 1210 | POOLX | Poolz Finance |
| 26 |  |
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-11% | 98% | 0.39 | 18.7M | 949 | MNW | Morpheus.Network |
| 27 |  |
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-11% | 1.42 | 290M | 390 | ALPH | Alephium | |
| 28 |  |
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-11% | 0.01 | 6.6M | 1428 | SOLVE | SOLVE |
The crypto market is like a reality TV show – full of drama, bad decisions, and the occasional surprise pump. Just remember, not everyone gets a rose. And in this market, most people get thorns. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go DCA into Bitcoin while listening to sad girl music and eating my feelings. Don’t @ me.