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2024-11-27 Crypto Bargain Bin or Dumpster Fire? You Decide

Bottom-feeding time in cryptoland! Scrape together those Satoshis and see if any of these coins are worth the risk. Spoiler alert: they probably aren't.

  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • Down 67%? That’s not a dip, that’s a freefall. This coin’s going down faster than a lead balloon filled with concrete. Might as well use it as wallpaper, at least it’ll be worth something then.
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • Play Token? More like Pain Token. Down 8%? Yawn. This coin is about as exciting as watching paint dry. Unless you’re really into watching numbers slowly shrink, steer clear.
  • STRAX (Stratis [Old])
    • $0.07: ⭐⭐
    • Stratis [Old]? Sounds like something you’d find in a retirement home for crypto. Price is flatlining. This coin is about as lively as a corpse at a funeral. Time for a burial, folks.
  • TAMA (Tamadoge)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Up 30%? Okay, someone’s doing something right…for now. Tamadoge sounds like a rejected Pokémon. Still, better than losing all your money, so congrats?
  • DUST (Dust Protocol)
    • $0.09: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Dust Protocol: Up 31%? From what, zero? This coin’s like that one weird kid in class who suddenly aced the test. We’re all suspicious. Proceed with caution.

Looks like someone’s having a worse day than that WSB guy who lost $650k on AMZN weeklies. SNM is down a whopping 67%! Ouch. That’s like buying a Tesla just before Elon announces they’re switching to horse-drawn carriages. Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s contemplating its next move while Brazil preps a Bitcoin bomb shelter. Are these coins hidden gems or ticking time bombs? Let’s find out.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 0.07 0 3429 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -8% 0 31.6K 2686 PLAY Play Token
2 -67% 0 41K 2640 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
3 79% 0 96.7K 2556 DAWN Dawn Protocol
4 +10% 0 126K 2465 RFR Refereum
5 -4% 99% 0 377K 2228 MARO Maro
6 -12% 0 420K 2192 DREP Drep [new]
7 0.01 605K 2091 VEGA Vega Protocol
8 -1% 14% 0 620K 2535 PTS Petals
9 88% 0 644K 2099 YLD Yield App
10 58% 0 763K 2173 LYRA Lyra
11 -10% 30% 0.01 913K 2313 HSF Hillstone Finance
12 -3% 0.01 951K 1948 GRV Grove Coin
13 97% 0.01 1.38M 1825 WAIT Hourglass
14 +1% 99% 0 1.49M 1790 OOKI Ooki Protocol
15 -11% 0 1.61M 1771 REV Revain
16 -4% 49% 0 1.84M 1951 STRM StreamCoin
17 79% 0 1.84M 1793 FOR ForTube
18 +1% 89% 0.02 2.13M 1722 WTC Waltonchain
19 -1% 0.01 1.96M 1802 VTS Veritise
20 -1% 65% 0 2.18M 1806 RFOX RFOX
21 -1% 87% 0 2.53M 1672 DOCK Dock
22 0 2.38M 2145 THN Throne
23 +1% 54% 0 2.42M 1835 SSG SOMESING
24 +30% 69% 0 3.62M 1638 TAMA Tamadoge
25 -3% 100% 0 2.86M 1601 TABOO TABOO TOKEN
26 +13% 90% 0 2.88M 1621 BWO Battle World
27 +31% 0.09 3M 1749 DUST Dust Protocol
28 +1% 59% 0 5.17M 1572 QOM Shiba Predator

Well, there you have it. The crypto equivalent of a clearance sale. Some gains, mostly pain. If you’re feeling lucky (or just plain stupid), go ahead and take a gamble. But don’t come crying to me when your portfolio looks like it got hit by a bus. Until next time, may your bags be heavy (with something other than despair).

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