- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- BONK, you funny-named meme coin, your price is lower than my chances of winning the lottery. You’ve got more 24h volume than some countries’ GDP, but still… I give you one star because at least you’re entertaining. Next time, try not to rug pull harder than a chiropractor with student loans.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.74: ⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, you’re down 7%… but at least you’re not BONK. You’ve got that 100% circulating supply, so no hidden surprises (hopefully). Still, if this keeps up, you’ll be trading sideways faster than a crab in a hurricane.
- QKC (QuarkChain)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐
- QKC, you’re up 45%! Congrats, you escaped the crypto dungeon… for now. But with a name like QuarkChain, are you a cryptocurrency or a physics experiment gone wrong? Two stars for effort, but don’t get too excited, the rug pull might still come.
- AQT (Alpha Quark Token)
- $1.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- AQT, you’re the MVP of the day! Up 22%! Alpha indeed. Did you learn something from QKC? Four stars for making some people richer (and others poorer, but we don’t talk about that).
- RAY (Raydium)
- $5.45: ⭐⭐⭐
- RAY, you’re basically flatlining. Even with a $300M+ market cap, you’re as exciting as watching paint dry. I’m giving you three stars because… well, you haven’t completely imploded yet.
Remember that dude on WSB who turned $1k into $1M, then yeeted it all on AMZN weeklies? Yeah, crypto’s kinda like that right now. Except instead of Amazon, it’s BONK and ORDI. And instead of $1M, it’s probably your life savings. This guy’s AMZN play is a perfect analogy for the crypto market’s volatility - you win big, you lose big, and everyone on Reddit is watching with a bag of popcorn. 🍿
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-4% | 81% | 0 | 3.87B | 42 | BONK | Bonk |
| 1 |  |
 |
-15% | 84% | 0.12 | 59.3M | 643 | MOC | Moss Coin |
| 2 |  |
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-9% | 0.33 | 329M | 309 | POWR | Powerledger | |
| 3 |  |
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-5% | 89% | 1.38 | 3.76B | 36 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 4 |  |
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+4% | 84% | 0.53 | 535M | 161 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 5 |  |
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+22% | 89% | 1.61 | 48.3M | 689 | AQT | Alpha Quark Token |
| 6 |  |
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-2% | 5.59 | 27.9M | 876 | OG | OG Fan Token | |
| 7 |  |
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+45% | 0.02 | 163M | 411 | QKC | QuarkChain | |
| 8 |  |
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-7% | 100% | 37.74 | 793M | 112 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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-5% | 0.06 | 304M | 235 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-2% | 98% | 0.02 | 1.2B | 81 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 11 |  |
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-1% | 3.65 | 6.54B | 37 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 12 |  |
 |
0.36 | 402M | 196 | POLYX | Polymesh | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.08 | 103M | 465 | LOOM | Loom Network | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-17% | 73% | 0.55 | 554M | 172 | ELF | aelf |
| 15 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.05 | 223M | 308 | WAXP | WAX | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+4% | 27.08 | 321M | 200 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 39% | 0.61 | 614M | 263 | YGG | Yield Guild Games |
| 18 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.01 | 663M | 124 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 19 |  |
 |
5.27 | 1.36B | 105 | PENDLE | Pendle | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
-5% | 22% | 2.02 | 2.02B | 160 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 21 |  |
 |
-2% | 1.07 | 297M | 248 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 22 |  |
 |
39% | 0.53 | 1.06B | 166 | ID | SPACE ID | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-3% | 18% | 4.31 | 129M | 866 | SANTOS | Santos FC Fan Token |
| 24 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.69 | 98.1M | 467 | HIFI | Hifi Finance | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+2% | 2.86 | 57.3M | 764 | PSG | Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.16 | 187M | 320 | BORA | BORA | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 5.45 | 3.03B | 63 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-21% | 99% | 0.04 | 41.4M | 706 | REN | Ren |
So, the crypto market is a dumpster fire 🔥, but hey, at least it’s entertaining. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion. You know it’s bad, but you can’t look away. Maybe we should all just invest in popcorn futures. 🍿