- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- SHIB, the Dogecoin killer… or the Dogecoin copycat? Either way, its price is about as stable as a unicycle on a tightrope. But with a 2% bump in the last 24h, maybe there’s hope? Nah. It’s probably just another pump and dump before the rug gets pulled.
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $93240.92: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ah, BTCB – Bitcoin, but make it BEP2. Like swapping your dad jeans for skinny jeans – still the same underneath, but trying desperately to be trendy. It’s holding steady, though, which is more than can be said for some of these other clowns.
- APT (Aptos)
- $12.07: ⭐⭐⭐
- Aptos – the new kid on the blockchain. Lots of hype, lots of potential, lots of… question marks. It’s up 5% today, so maybe it’s the next big thing. Or maybe it’s just another flash in the pan. Time will tell.
- MKR (Maker)
- $1775.47: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Maker – the OG DeFi darling. Still holding its own despite the market chaos. It’s like that one reliable friend who always shows up with a six-pack and a good attitude, even when everything is going to hell.
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $500.35: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin Cash – the forgotten cousin of Bitcoin. Remember when everyone thought it was going to be the next big thing? Good times. It’s like that one-hit wonder that everyone forgot about until they saw them playing at a county fair.
While some WSB degens are busy turning $1k into $1M and then back to $350k (with AMZN weeklies, naturally), the crypto market is having its own identity crisis. It’s like watching a toddler try to navigate a bouncy castle – lots of ups and downs, and no one really knows where they’ll end up. Speaking of bouncy castles, Bitcoin, after its halving a few months ago, is doing its best impression of one – inflated egos, wild price swings, and the inevitable crash. (Just kidding… mostly). The Brazil Bitcoin Reserve bill? It’s like bringing a water pistol to a wildfire. But hey, points for effort, I guess.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 565 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 497M | 149 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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-3% | 81% | 93.44 | 1.39B | 86 | QNT | Quant |
| 3 |  |
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88% | 1775.47 | 1.79B | 64 | MKR | Maker | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+4% | 1.68 | 1.68B | 67 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
 |
155.75 | 2.87B | 48 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
+5% | 8.17 | 3.19B | 43 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+5% | 93% | 0.04 | 3.58B | 37 | VET | VeChain |
| 8 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.18 | 5.25B | 28 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+6% | 54% | 0.86 | 5.36B | 46 | MNT | Mantle |
| 10 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 26 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.55 | 5.54B | 75 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 12 |  |
 |
11.38 | 5.98B | 25 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
93413.4 | 6.1B | 10040 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
+2% | 71% | 29.16 | 6.14B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 15 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.14 | 6.96B | 10119 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+6% | 76% | 0.14 | 6.97B | 27 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 17 |  |
 |
+4% | 89% | 95.57 | 8.03B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 18 |  |
 |
+6% | 6.64 | 8.11B | 19 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+1% | 8.27 | 8.15B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.9 | 9.03B | 34 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+2% | 29% | 2.26 | 9.72B | 51 | OP | Optimism |
| 22 |  |
 |
+3% | 500.35 | 9.9B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 23 |  |
 |
5.49 | 10.8B | 39 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
+6% | 11.65 | 11.7B | 23 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+3% | 8.27 | 12.6B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 26 |  |
 |
93240.9 | 13.1B | 10037 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
+5% | 12.07 | 13.6B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 14.6B | 14 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
So, is the crypto market crashing and burning? Maybe. Is it about to moon? Maybe. Honestly, who knows? Just remember, kids: don’t invest more than you can afford to lose, and always have a backup plan (preferably one that doesn’t involve AMZN weeklies). Until next time, stay regarded.