- TORN (Tornado Cash)
- $17.93: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- TORN is up over 400% in 24 hours. Either someone just found a pile of cash stashed in a Macy’s warehouse, or this is about to be the shortest-lived pump in history. Remember kids, money laundering is bad, unless you’re doing it with crypto, then it’s… decentralized finance?
- CEL (Celsius)
- $0.26: ⭐
- Celsius is down, but it’s only down 12%. At this rate, they might have enough money to pay back their creditors… by the year 3000. Talk about diamond hands… more like frozen hands.
- PLAY (Play Token)
- $0.0: ⭐⭐
- PLAY token, because life is a game, right? Unless you’re playing the Celsius lottery, then it’s less of a game and more of a tragedy. This one’s price is lower than the chances of finding that missing Macy’s money.
- QKC (QuarkChain)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
- QuarkChain - it’s like a regular chain, but… quirkier? Also, it’s up bigly. Maybe they should offer financial advice to that WSB guy.
- 0x0 (0x0.ai)
- $0.19: ⭐⭐⭐
- 0x0.ai… because naming things is hard. At least their price is going up, unlike my dating life.
Today’s crypto market is like a WSB thread come to life. One guy turned $1k into $1M, then down to $350k, and is now YOLOing it all on Amazon weeklies. Meanwhile, Bitcoin investors are doing their best impression of a confused meerkat, while Macy’s is hunting for the rogue employee who hid $154M in expenses… probably in Bitcoin. Among this chaos, Tornado Cash (TORN) looks like it just hit the lottery, while Celsius (CEL) is giving major “I told you so” vibes.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+409% | 17.93 | 179M | 470 | TORN | Tornado Cash | |
| 1 |  |
 |
+49% | 0 | 51.6K | 2634 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+43% | 0.02 | 160M | 420 | QKC | QuarkChain | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+42% | 86% | 0.19 | 195M | 322 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 4 |  |
 |
+33% | 1.08 | 25.3M | 1078 | GET | GET Protocol | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+29% | 91% | 0 | 474M | 217 | TEL | Telcoin |
| 6 |  |
 |
+28% | 54% | 0 | 6.13M | 1547 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 7 |  |
 |
+27% | 43% | 0 | 31.7M | 1039 | OBSR | Observer |
| 8 |  |
 |
+25% | 0.08 | 2.77M | 1771 | DUST | Dust Protocol | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+24% | 89% | 1.64 | 49.3M | 681 | AQT | Alpha Quark Token |
| 10 |  |
 |
+25% | 81% | 0.26 | 251M | 292 | LCX | LCX |
| 11 |  |
 |
+23% | 0.64 | 643M | 223 | TRIBE | Tribe | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+19% | 2.4 | 103M | 442 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+21% | 0.02 | 209M | 323 | POND | Marlin | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+17% | 0.05 | 218M | 806 | APX | APX | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+17% | 21% | 0 | 45.2M | 1154 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 16 |  |
 |
+15% | 29% | 0.02 | 131M | 728 | LOCUS | Locus Chain |
| 17 |  |
 |
+16% | 95% | 0 | 16.1M | 1002 | KAI | KardiaChain |
| 18 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.49 | 44.3M | 1423 | FRONT | Frontier | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+14% | 77% | 0.08 | 315M | 265 | DAG | Constellation |
| 20 |  |
 |
+13% | 0.15 | 154M | 984 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+13% | 69% | 0 | 3.41M | 1650 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 22 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.32 | 62.3M | 579 | ARRR | Pirate Chain | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.26 | 9.88M | 1152 | CEL | Celsius | |
| 24 |  |
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+11% | 78% | 0.01 | 12.4M | 1160 | BTM | BytomDAO |
| 25 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.04 | 43.9M | 1135 | SRM | Serum | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.01 | 10.3M | 1632 | DG | Decentral Games | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.16 | 190M | 317 | BORA | BORA | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+10% | 0 | 40.9M | 747 | XPR | XPR Network |
The crypto market today is a beautiful disaster. It’s like watching a dumpster fire in slow motion, but the dumpster is filled with Lambos and regret. So, buckle up buttercup, because tomorrow is going to be even weirder. In the immortal words of WSB: diamond hands or bust!