- DREP (Drep [new])
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Down 22%? Honey, that’s not a dip, that’s a swan dive into the Mariana Trench. DREP might need to start an OnlyFans like that guy on WallStreetBets. #Regard
- TAMA (Tamadoge)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Up 15%? Congratulations, you’ve won a participation trophy in the crypto games. Now let’s see if you can beat Bitcoin’s 40% gain this month.
- DUST (Dust Protocol)
- $0.08: ⭐⭐
- Dust, the name says it all. It’s up 20% but like a speck of dust, is it even there? Or is this another fiscal black hole?
- PLAY (Play Token)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Play Token… more like “Pay-to-Lose” token, amirite? At $0.00, it’s cheaper than a wish upon a dying star. Up 75%, but in crypto, these percentages are about as meaningful as a politician’s promise.
- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐
- Down 73%? This token is moving faster than a Bitcoin maximalist fleeing a DeFi conference. SNM? More like S-N-O-R-E.
Macy’s ain’t the only one hiding expenses. Some crypto projects’ fully diluted market caps make you wonder what they are buying for such a price. A single employee concealed a whopping $154 million in expenses. Now, tell me, where else have I seen such fiscal responsibility… Ah yes, in the market cap of some of these tokens. They are vanishing faster than a Bitcoin investor’s sanity during a bear market. Speaking of which, Bitcoin, bless its volatile heart, is down 5% from its all-time high. 5%! The humanity! Some folks are panicking like a WSB YOLO trader on margin call. Others are zen, DCAing like they are planting trees for the next ice age. And then there’s this guy who turned $1k into $1M, then down to $350k, and now is all in on AMZN weeklies. If that ain’t a crypto rollercoaster analogy, I don’t know what is. Which reminds me of DREP which is down -22%. Let’s dive into the murky depths of the low-cap cryptos and see if we can salvage anything from the wreckage.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+6% | 0.07 | 0 | 3424 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
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-73% | 0 | 38.8K | 2643 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 2 |  |
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+75% | 0 | 55.6K | 2624 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 3 |  |
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-1% | 79% | 0 | 96.4K | 2552 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 4 |  |
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-31% | 0 | 121K | 2474 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 5 |  |
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-7% | 99% | 0 | 371K | 2231 | MARO | Maro |
| 6 |  |
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-22% | 0 | 372K | 2227 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 7 |  |
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-4% | 14% | 0 | 590K | 2541 | PTS | Petals |
| 8 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.01 | 618K | 2086 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 9 |  |
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88% | 0 | 643K | 2094 | YLD | Yield App | |
| 10 |  |
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58% | 0 | 762K | 2167 | LYRA | Lyra | |
| 11 |  |
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-11% | 30% | 0.01 | 920K | 2308 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 12 |  |
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-6% | 0.01 | 941K | 1948 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 13 |  |
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97% | 0.01 | 1.38M | 1825 | WAIT | Hourglass | |
| 14 |  |
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+3% | 99% | 0 | 1.49M | 1790 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 15 |  |
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-11% | 0 | 1.61M | 1760 | REV | Revain | |
| 16 |  |
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-5% | 79% | 0 | 1.83M | 1792 | FOR | ForTube |
| 17 |  |
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-5% | 89% | 0.02 | 2.07M | 1723 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 18 |  |
 |
-5% | 49% | 0 | 1.87M | 1940 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 19 |  |
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-2% | 0.01 | 1.95M | 1806 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 20 |  |
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-21% | 65% | 0 | 2.14M | 1810 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 21 |  |
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87% | 0 | 2.54M | 1659 | DOCK | Dock | |
| 22 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 2.36M | 2148 | THN | Throne | |
| 23 |  |
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54% | 0 | 2.37M | 1839 | SSG | SOMESING | |
| 24 |  |
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+15% | 69% | 0 | 3.48M | 1642 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 25 |  |
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+3% | 90% | 0 | 2.68M | 1636 | BWO | Battle World |
| 26 |  |
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+20% | 0.08 | 2.68M | 1777 | DUST | Dust Protocol | |
| 27 |  |
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-5% | 100% | 0 | 2.88M | 1598 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN |
| 28 |  |
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-6% | 0.04 | 2.93M | 1591 | FSN | Fusion |
The crypto market is a beautiful mess. It’s like a reality TV show where everyone is pretending to be a genius and the prize is a lambo. Except, most contestants end up with ramen noodles. So, buckle up, kids, and remember: in crypto, it’s either diamond hands or ramen hands. Choose wisely, and maybe, just maybe, you won’t end up like that guy on WSB begging for $50 on the r/shorttermloans sub after his million-dollar dream turned into a $350k nightmare. Today’s lesson, kids: Don’t fly too close to the sun, unless you want to end up as dust.