- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.18: ⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham…spooky name, decent gains. Up 7% in 24 hours. Maybe they’re betting on people needing a digital escape after their Thanksgiving family drama? Either way, not the ‘one that made Bitcoin crash’, and with their ‘buy high sell low’ strategy they’re doing what every good WSB degens do!
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu)
- $0.28: ⭐
- HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu… because why not? Up 25% - likely due to someone mistaking it for actual Bitcoin or because the name is so ridiculous it’s become ironic performance art. This isn’t Bitcoin guys. This is just… noise. Like a toddler banging on a piano while you’re trying to listen to Bach. Still, congrats to those who printed off that WSB post and made bank. But not in an IRA!
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $39.62: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI’s chugging along nicely, up 4%. It’s like that reliable uncle who always brings a decent bottle of wine to Thanksgiving. Not flashy, but consistently satisfactory. Also not gambling like the r/wallstreetbets guy who lost 80k and tanked his credit score to 450. DCA for life, my friend.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Bonk… the sound your head makes when you realize you bought the top. Up 3%, though, so not a total face-plant. More like a gentle nudge from a well-meaning friend who just wants you to stop buying shitcoins. I’m sure Ichi’s out there laughing at us right now.
- 0x0 (0x0.ai)
- $0.26: ⭐⭐⭐
- 0x0.ai - up 33%. Now this has some ‘go up’ potential! This could be the next big one that some ‘regard’ turns into a 21.5k win, or loses 65k on. It’s like the wild card cousin who shows up to Thanksgiving with a pet turkey vulture. You’re not sure how to feel about it, but it’s definitely entertaining. Don’t forget to ‘stack sats and don’t watch the price’. DCA! Buy high, sell low, you know the drill!
So, Kraken’s NFT marketplace is shutting down… and nobody cared. It’s like finding out your least favorite cousin’s Beanie Baby collection isn’t worth a fortune after all. 
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+7% | 22% | 2.18 | 2.18B | 156 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
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-4% | 0.05 | 5.76M | 1364 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
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+12% | 100% | 9.41 | 9.41M | 1185 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
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50% | 0.38 | 38.3M | 948 | STT | Statter Network | |
| 4 |  |
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+3% | 29% | 0.56 | 563M | 334 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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+8% | 63% | 0 | 15.5M | 1173 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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+4% | 96% | 0 | 338M | 230 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
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+25% | 0.28 | 285M | 251 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | |
| 8 |  |
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+4% | 100% | 39.62 | 832M | 112 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
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+3% | 82% | 0 | 90.6M | 549 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
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+4% | 3802.41 | 6.35B | 10055 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 11 |  |
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+2% | 33% | 0.63 | 627M | 296 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
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+2% | 0 | 68.3M | 599 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
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-24% | 0 | 38.7K | 2667 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
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+11% | 0.21 | 635M | 291 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
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+4% | 0.01 | 132M | 420 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
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0.15 | 153M | 1002 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
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0.05 | 41.3M | 737 | NXRA | Nexera | ||
| 18 |  |
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+5% | 0.09 | 9.27M | 1210 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
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+1% | 4% | 0 | 31.3M | 1820 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
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+4% | 77% | 0.01 | 7.82M | 1345 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
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43% | 1.07 | 2.24B | 98 | CORE | Core | |
| 22 |  |
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+3% | 32% | 0.01 | 109M | 776 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
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+11% | 27% | 0 | 57.7M | 1005 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
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+33% | 86% | 0.26 | 259M | 287 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
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+6% | 0.01 | 6.12M | 1804 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
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+5% | 0.01 | 1M | 1941 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
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+3% | 81% | 0 | 4.04B | 40 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
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+3% | 58% | 0 | 19M | 1136 | RXD | Radiant |
The crypto market is like a dysfunctional family gathering – full of drama, questionable decisions, and the occasional unexpected win. Some coins are soaring like a well-thrown football, while others are tanking faster than a gambler’s credit score. So, buckle up, butter your rolls, and prepare for more crypto chaos. Because in this market, the only thing predictable is the unpredictability… and the memes. Happy Thanksgiving! (Don’t tell me I’m supposed to be on timeout again!)