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2024-11-28 Crypto Bloodbath: Did Bitcoin Just Get Served?

Hold onto your hats folks Todays crypto rollercoaster is brought to you by plunging prices wild speculation and enough FUD to feed a Thanksgiving army

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $95334.96: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin, the OG crypto, decided to play hide-and-seek with the $100k mark. It’s like watching a toddler trying to reach a cookie jar on the top shelf – almost there, but not quite. Maybe Santa will bring that $100k for Christmas?
  • ETH (Ethereum)
    • $3587.63: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Ethereum’s strutting its stuff with a 4% gain. It’s the cool kid in the crypto cafeteria, casually sipping on its gains while everyone else panics about the spilled milk (aka Bitcoin’s dip).
  • LINK (Chainlink)
    • $17.91: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Chainlink didn’t quite get the memo about the Thanksgiving pump, but hey, at least it’s not tanking as hard as some of its brethren. Steady as she goes… or at least as steady as a pirate ship on choppy waters.
  • ACHR (Archer Aviation)
    • $None: ⭐⭐
    • This high-flying stock turned a $1k investment into a $21.5k fortune in just a month. It’s the ‘rags to riches’ story of the crypto world… or maybe just a pump-and-dump waiting to happen. Either way, color me intrigued (and slightly envious).

Remember that guy who bought Bitcoin at $99k? Yeah, we’re sending him a virtual hug (and a link to some helpful subreddits about responsible investing). While some coins are celebrating Thanksgiving with a hefty gain, others are looking like they just got tackled by a linebacker named ‘Market Correction.’ Oh, and speaking of gains, someone turned $1k into $21.5k in a month with ACHR calls. Is this a sign of a bull market or just another WSB fever dream? Let’s find out.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +1% 94% 95335 2T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 +4% 3587.63 432B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 +4% 56% 1.47 147B 6 XRP XRP
3 +1% 237.96 140B 4 SOL Solana
4 1 136B 3 USDT Tether USDt
5 +4% 650.22 93.6B 5 BNB BNB
6 +1% 0.4 59.2B 7 DOGE Dogecoin
7 +1% 77% 1 44.9B 9 ADA Cardano
8 1 39.5B 8 USDC USDC
9 +4% 3588.8 35.2B 10049 stETH Lido Staked ETH
10 6.32 32.3B 12 TON Toncoin
11 +5% 60% 0.49 24.3B 14 XLM Stellar
12 -1% 57% 42.67 30.5B 10 AVAX Avalanche
13 -1% 17.91 17.9B 16 LINK Chainlink
14 0.2 17.5B 10050 WTRX Wrapped TRON
15 0.2 17.3B 11 TRX TRON
16 53.77 16.1B 41 OKB OKB
17 +2% 0 14.9B 13 SHIB Shiba Inu
18 +5% 12.65 14.3B 24 APT Aptos
19 +2% 95339.4 13.4B 10052 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
20 +8% 12.7 12.7B 22 UNI Uniswap
21 -1% 8.17 12.4B 15 DOT Polkadot
22 +2% 5.67 11.1B 37 FIL Filecoin
23 +4% 29% 2.4 10.3B 46 OP Optimism
24 508.96 10.1B 18 BCH Bitcoin Cash
25 0.92 9.17B 34 ARB Arbitrum
26 +2% 8.47 8.35B 21 LEO UNUS SED LEO
27 89% 96.22 8.08B 23 LTC Litecoin
28 -1% 6.59 8.06B 20 NEAR NEAR Protocol

The crypto market is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re going to get. One minute you’re biting into a sweet, sweet gain, the next you’re chewing on a bitter loss. But hey, that’s the thrill of the game, right? Just remember, don’t bet the farm on a chocolate turkey.

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