- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Still clinging on for dear life like a cat in a hurricane. With a market cap in the billions and a price measured in millionths of a cent, it’s the ultimate penny stock dream (or nightmare). It is the token every WSB user wants to ape in.
- WBTC (Wrapped Bitcoin)
- $95363.09: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- WBTC trying to keep up with big daddy Bitcoin but on the Ethereum chain. Like Bitcoin’s younger, slightly less cool sibling, trying desperately to fit in with the DeFi crowd. So close, yet so far… away from being actual Bitcoin.
- ETC (Ethereum Classic)
- $32.22: ⭐⭐⭐
- ETC, the rebellious cousin who got kicked out of the family reunion for yelling at grandma. Still kicking, still screaming, and still convinced it’s the real Ethereum. Spoiler alert: It’s not. But hey, 10% gains in 24 hours? Not too shabby for a family outcast.
- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.00: ⭐
- BUSD, the stablecoin that thinks it’s exciting. Newsflash: it’s not. But hey, at least it’s not losing value like a degenerate gambler’s life savings. So, congrats for winning … nothing at all.
While some gamblers on r/wallstreetbets are busy turning $1k into $21.5k in a month with ACHR calls (because that’s sustainable…), the 1B market cap group is putting on a real show. Remember Ichi and his 600 Bitcoins back in 2010? Peasants. Today’s stablecoins like BUSD and TUSD are making waves (or ripples, really), while Litecoin (LTC) and Bitcoin Cash (BCH) try to hold on for dear life. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck, but with more Lambos and fewer tears. Oh, and Kraken is shutting down its NFT marketplace. Another one bites the dust. And r/Bitcoin is losing its collective mind because today is supposedly a magic day for BTC, and gamblers are throwing their turkey dinners at their monitors. Good times.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 567 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 497M | 154 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
81% | 93.67 | 1.39B | 88 | QNT | Quant | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+4% | 88% | 1846.8 | 1.86B | 64 | MKR | Maker |
| 4 |  |
 |
+4% | 1.75 | 1.75B | 66 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+1% | 158.17 | 2.92B | 48 | XMR | Monero | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 8.07 | 3.15B | 43 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 7 |  |
 |
93% | 0.04 | 3.6B | 39 | VET | VeChain | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.18 | 5.33B | 29 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 9 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 26 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
+1% | 54% | 0.88 | 5.45B | 47 | MNT | Mantle |
| 11 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.56 | 5.61B | 79 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 12 |  |
 |
11.35 | 5.97B | 25 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
+2% | 95481.9 | 6.24B | 10058 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+10% | 71% | 32.22 | 6.79B | 28 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 15 |  |
 |
0.14 | 6.92B | 10136 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
76% | 0.14 | 6.92B | 27 | HBAR | Hedera | |
| 17 |  |
 |
89% | 96.24 | 8.08B | 23 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 18 |  |
 |
6.62 | 8.09B | 20 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
+2% | 8.5 | 8.37B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.93 | 9.33B | 33 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 508.29 | 10.1B | 18 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+6% | 29% | 2.42 | 10.4B | 46 | OP | Optimism |
| 23 |  |
 |
+3% | 5.7 | 11.2B | 37 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 24 |  |
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8.22 | 12.5B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
+11% | 12.99 | 13B | 22 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+2% | 95363.1 | 13.4B | 10054 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+5% | 12.73 | 14.4B | 24 | APT | Aptos | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 15B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a sadist. It’s thrilling, terrifying, and likely to leave you feeling slightly nauseous. Just remember, buy high, sell low – that’s the WSB motto, right? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to buy more Bitcoin and pray for the 100k miracle. Happy Thanksgiving!