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2024-11-28: Crypto-Carnage or Cosmic Comedy? 10M Edition

Buckle up buttercup Todays crypto rollercoaster is brought to you by the number 10M Hold onto your hats or your hard drives whichever is worth more

  • KDA (Kadena)
    • $1.13: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Kadena, up 19%? Someone must have finally figured out how to pronounce it. Maybe they’re just happy they didn’t buy an NFT on Kraken. This is why they play the game, folks.
  • ZEN (Horizen)
    • $15.13: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Horizen is up 20%, proving that sometimes, even coins that sound like relaxation techniques can bring the heat. Take that, anxiety. And Bitcoin.
  • ARKM (Arkham)
    • $2.18: ⭐⭐
    • Arkham’s chilling at a 2% gain. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, at least it’s not an NFT marketplace. Small victories, people. Small victories.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • BONK. The name says it all. Up 4%? More like a gentle nudge. This coin needs a caffeine injection, or maybe a Dave Ramsey intervention.
  • AMP (Amp)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Amp is amping it up with a 39% surge. Maybe they’re trying to rebrand themselves as the ‘anti-NFT’. Whatever it is, it’s working… for now.

So, apparently, some dude named Ichi had 600 Bitcoins in 2010. Now that would be worth $56 million today. Meanwhile, I’m over here trying to decide if I should buy a $5 footlong. Sigh. Anyways, today’s top 10M coins are putting on quite a show, making Ichi look like a genius and the rest of us like we’re stuck in financial purgatory. Kadena (KDA) is strutting its stuff with a 19% gain, showing that sometimes, even in crypto, nice guys can finish first… or at least somewhere other than last. Speaking of finishes, Kraken just shut down its NFT marketplace. All those monkey JPEGs are now officially worth less than a banana peel. Buy high, sell low, amirite? Oh, and Bitcoin hit $1k and $10k on November 28th in previous years. People are talking about $100k today. Spoiler alert: it didn’t happen. Because, reality.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +4% 81% 0 4.06B 40 BONK Bonk
1 +7% 89% 1.48 4.03B 36 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
2 -19% 0.01 131M 490 QKC QuarkChain
3 +5% 100% 39.77 835M 112 ORDI ORDI
4 +18% 79% 0.07 496M 182 SKL SKALE
5 +5% 98% 0.03 1.26B 80 JASMY JasmyCoin
6 +33% 82% 0.68 70.9M 619 GRS Groestlcoin
7 +10% 1.18 328M 240 SUSHI SushiSwap
8 +6% 28.83 341M 200 SSV ssv.network
9 +6% 39% 0.65 654M 264 YGG Yield Guild Games
10 +2% 84% 0.55 550M 164 ZRX 0x Protocol
11 +2% 0.06 312M 239 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
12 +3% 5.44 1.41B 106 PENDLE Pendle
13 +8% 22% 2.18 2.18B 156 ARKM Arkham
14 -9% 84% 0.11 53.9M 691 MOC Moss Coin
15 +20% 74% 15.13 318M 281 ZEN Horizen
16 +39% 0.01 699M 140 AMP Amp
17 +10% 67% 0.94 565M 184 CTC Creditcoin
18 +3% 39% 0.55 1.1B 172 ID SPACE ID
19 5.43 3.01B 65 RAY Raydium
20 +4% 0.02 693M 123 CKB Nervos Network
21 5.62 28.1M 887 OG OG Fan Token
22 +19% 29% 1.13 1.13B 198 KDA Kadena
23 -3% 0.32 319M 319 POWR Powerledger
24 -5% 3.46 6.19B 43 OM MANTRA
25 +16% 94% 1.63 163M 353 LQTY Liquity
26 +9% 82% 2.03 130M 453 PHB Phoenix
27 +8% 99% 0.61 158M 348 PUNDIX Pundi X (New)
28 +19% 4.26 459M 166 ETHW EthereumPoW

So, there you have it. Another day, another crypto drama. Some coins are up, some are down, and some are just… there. Kinda like that feeling you get after Thanksgiving dinner. Bloated, confused, and wondering where it all went wrong. But hey, at least we’re not Ichi, right? …Right?

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