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2024-11-29 Bull Cryptos 10M: Wall Street Bets Edition

Buckle up buttercup because the crypto rodeo is in full swing Were talking tendies or dumpster firesno in-between

  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • SONM - more volatile than a Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws. Up 146% in 24 hours? Someone must’ve spiked the cranberry sauce with rocket fuel. This is your chance to become the next WSB legend, or end up living in a van down by the river.
  • DIMO (DIMO)
    • $0.27: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • DIMO is strutting its stuff with a 58% 24-hour gain. Is it the next big thing or just another flash in the pan? Your guess is as good as mine, but it’s definitely more exciting than watching paint dry.
  • ALI (Artificial Liquid Intelligence)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Artificial Liquid Intelligence - the name screams ‘I’m smarter than you,’ but the 28% gain whispers ‘maybe not.’ Still, it’s up, which is more than I can say for my dating life.
  • SCRT (Secret)
    • $0.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Secret - because mystery is always sexy. Up 19% in 24 hours and over 100% for the week. Is it insider trading or just good ol’ fashioned market manipulation? Who cares, I’m in.
  • AMP (Amp)
    • $0.01: ⭐⭐
    • Amp - trying to electrify the market with a measly 14% gain. More like a flicker than a surge. This one’s about as exciting as decaf coffee.

Russia’s treating Bitcoin like a prized Fabergé egg (minus the VAT), while El Salvador keeps stacking sats like a squirrel preparing for the crypto winter. Meanwhile, the WSB degens are checking their portfolios more often than their step counters. Speaking of which, some cryptos are mooning like a runaway hot air balloon, others are sinking faster than a lead zeppelin. Let’s dive into this digital dumpster fire and see who’s making bank and who’s filing for bankruptcy.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +146% 0 139K 2456 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
1 +58% 28% 0.27 270M 550 DIMO DIMO
2 +54% 54% 0 8.54M 1450 FRA Fractal Network
3 +37% 0.07 33.3M 796 UPP Sentinel Protocol
4 +31% 39% 0.01 91.4M 770 TARA Taraxa
5 +30% 0.12 4M 1682 DUST Dust Protocol
6 +28% 0.02 175M 371 ALI Artificial Liquid Intelligence
7 +26% 0.01 21M 1015 IRIS IRISnet
8 +24% 29% 0.03 196M 626 LOCUS Locus Chain
9 +20% 0.05 3.97M 1505 FSN Fusion
10 +20% 99% 0.55 21.3M 911 ADS Adshares
11 +19% 0.7 218M 303 SCRT Secret
12 +17% 89% 0.98 97.6M 515 CBK Cobak Token
13 +17% 0.01 19.6M 944 GFT Gifto
14 +14% 0.01 729M 135 AMP Amp
15 +16% 50% 0.44 44.4M 896 STT Statter Network
16 +16% 0.04 55M 638 ASM Assemble AI
17 +16% 1.37 137M 567 SLND Save
18 +16% 96% 0.01 399M 219 SNEK Snek
19 +15% 99% 0.01 124M 415 CUDOS CUDOS
20 +15% 58% 0.11 54.4M 810 PRQ PARSIQ
21 +15% 0.29 286M 252 BORG SwissBorg
22 +14% 0.45 13.3M 1079 PPC Peercoin
23 +13% 0.65 21.9M 1205 CRU Crust Network
24 +13% 0.06 56.3M 630 DNT district0x
25 +13% 0.63 630M 230 TRIBE Tribe
26 +13% 0.01 98.6M 625 LAT PlatON
27 +13% 99% 0.49 68.7M 574 OMG OMG Network
28 +12% 53% 0.01 13.5M 1281 FNCY FNCY

The crypto market is a chaotic casino where fortunes are made and lost in the blink of an eye. So, grab your popcorn, place your bets, and try not to lose your shirt. Remember, kids, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye… or their life savings. Happy Thanksgiving! Now go orange-pill your family.

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