- TORN (Tornado Cash)
- $13.68: ⭐⭐
- Tornado Cash? More like Tornado Crash. Down 18% in 24 hours. Maybe it’s time to rename it to ‘Cash in the Wind’.
- LCX (LCX)
- $0.33: ⭐⭐⭐
- LCX is up 201% over 7 days! Either someone fat-fingered a buy order, or this is the next moonshot. Place your bets, folks.
- RFR (Refereum)
- $0.00: ⭐
- RFR down 54%? Honey, your portfolio is not singing a sweet melody – it’s singing a Chalino Sanchez swan song.
- GF (GuildFi)
- $0.00: ⭐
- GF, down 86% in a week. This isn’t a dip; it’s a black hole. Even with those step gains, someone’s portfolio is looking as red as their Thanksgiving cranberry sauce.
- VR (Victoria VR)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- Victoria VR: down only 5%. Is virtual reality the only place we can still afford a vacation?
While you were busy arguing with your family about politics and crypto over dry turkey, the market decided to stage its own dramatic exit. Some coins are down bad, like that one guy on WSB who walked away from a million-dollar Bitcoin portfolio. Remember El Salvador, the king of DCA? Still buying one Bitcoin a day. Genius or lunatic? Time will tell. Meanwhile, Russia’s decided to treat Bitcoin as property – because when your currency is the ruble, you need a life raft. Oh, and Peter Zeihan? Bitcoin’s up 594% since he predicted its demise. Ouch.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-54% | 0 | 114K | 2493 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-43% | 2% | 0 | 1.52M | 2636 | GF | GuildFi |
| 2 |  |
 |
-29% | 0.07 | 261M | 769 | APX | APX | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-19% | 28% | 0.09 | 94M | 854 | AXEL | AXEL |
| 4 |  |
 |
-18% | 13.68 | 137M | 563 | TORN | Tornado Cash | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-17% | 0.01 | 5.58M | 1378 | EQUAD | QuadrantProtocol | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-16% | 87% | 0.3 | 6.25M | 1388 | BTC2 | Bitcoin 2 |
| 7 |  |
 |
-15% | 82% | 0.56 | 58.9M | 670 | GRS | Groestlcoin |
| 8 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.01 | 14.5M | 1136 | OPEN | Open Custody Protocol | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-11% | 0.01 | 6.99M | 4183 | CQT | Covalent | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-10% | 19.06 | 1.91B | 5001 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-8% | 21% | 0 | 38.8M | 1225 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 12 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.01 | 6.71M | 1447 | SOLVE | SOLVE | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.01 | 603K | 2112 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.05 | 6.53M | 1749 | FUND | Unification | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.3 | 59.8M | 620 | ARRR | Pirate Chain | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-7% | 95% | 0.5 | 5.01M | 1441 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO |
| 17 |  |
 |
-8% | 93% | 294.8 | 14.7M | 1066 | UNCX | UNCX Network |
| 18 |  |
 |
-7% | 32% | 0.01 | 98.9M | 811 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 19 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.28 | 3.5M | 1553 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-5% | 64% | 0 | 16M | 1160 | CULT | Cult DAO |
| 21 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.01 | 12.8M | 1318 | CAPS | Ternoa | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-5% | 0 | 36.4K | 2681 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-5% | 31% | 0.01 | 182M | 628 | VR | Victoria VR |
| 24 |  |
 |
-5% | 82% | 0.22 | 21.6M | 969 | SDAO | SingularityDAO |
| 25 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.15 | 18.4M | 965 | SOUL | Phantasma | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-5% | 77% | 0.08 | 303M | 286 | DAG | Constellation |
| 27 |  |
 |
-5% | 81% | 0.33 | 313M | 269 | LCX | LCX |
| 28 |  |
 |
-5% | 0 | 30.1M | 1155 | RLY | Rally |
The crypto market is like a Thanksgiving dinner with your crazy family: volatile, unpredictable, and likely to leave you with indigestion. So, go ahead and check your portfolio while you’re out with friends. Just be prepared for the Chalino Sanchez moment when you realize it’s all gone. Happy Holidays, degenerates!