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2024-11-29 Crypto-Carnage: Whos Winning Whos Crying and Whos Buying Lambos?

Hold onto your hats folks because the crypto market is wilder than a rodeo clown on a pogo stick Were breaking down the biggest winners the saddest losers and the coins that might just make you rich or leave you eating ramen for a year

  • BTC (Bitcoin)
    • $95734.71: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Bitcoin, the OG crypto king, is still sitting pretty on its throne. Sure, it’s not at its all-time high, but it’s also not zero, despite what some ’experts’ might say. So, bow down, peasants, or at least consider adding a little Satoshi sparkle to your portfolio. Remember, it’s never going to zero, fellas!
  • XRP (XRP)
    • $1.61: ⭐⭐
    • XRP, the coin that keeps everyone guessing. Will it moon? Will it crash? Will it finally settle its legal battles? Who knows! It’s like a soap opera in the crypto world, full of drama, intrigue, and plot twists. Tune in next week to see what happens!
  • SOL (Solana)
    • $238.57: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Solana, the speed demon of the blockchain, is back from the brink. It’s like a racecar that crashed and burned, but somehow managed to rebuild itself and get back on the track. It’s still got a long way to go, but it’s definitely one to watch. But remember regards, clear resistance at 10,000 steps and support at around 4000-4500.

Russia might be treating Bitcoin as property now, but let’s be real, the only property most of us are worried about is our shrinking portfolio. So, while Putin’s busy signing papers, we’re here dissecting the crypto market mayhem. And guess what? Chainlink (LINK) is still hanging in there, proving that sometimes, the best strategy is to just keep building, even when the world’s going crazy.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 94% 95734.7 2.01T 1 BTC Bitcoin
1 -1% 3546.3 427B 2 ETH Ethereum
2 +9% 57% 1.61 161B 6 XRP XRP
3 238.57 141B 4 SOL Solana
4 1 136B 3 USDT Tether USDt
5 650.49 93.7B 5 BNB BNB
6 0.4 59.1B 7 DOGE Dogecoin
7 +6% 77% 1.06 47.6B 9 ADA Cardano
8 1 39.4B 8 USDC USDC
9 -1% 3552.05 34.8B 10070 stETH Lido Staked ETH
10 6.35 32.5B 12 TON Toncoin
11 +6% 60% 0.52 25.8B 13 XLM Stellar
12 57% 43 30.8B 10 AVAX Avalanche
13 0.2 17.6B 10071 WTRX Wrapped TRON
14 -1% 17.62 17.6B 16 LINK Chainlink
15 0.2 17.4B 11 TRX TRON
16 -2% 52.28 15.7B 43 OKB OKB
17 +1% 0 15.2B 14 SHIB Shiba Inu
18 12.65 14.3B 24 APT Aptos
19 95776.4 13.5B 10073 WBTC Wrapped Bitcoin
20 +3% 8.48 12.9B 15 DOT Polkadot
21 -2% 12.4 12.4B 22 UNI Uniswap
22 5.66 11.1B 37 FIL Filecoin
23 -3% 29% 2.32 9.98B 48 OP Optimism
24 -1% 502.26 9.94B 17 BCH Bitcoin Cash
25 -2% 0.9 8.96B 35 ARB Arbitrum
26 +2% 8.66 8.53B 21 LEO UNUS SED LEO
27 +3% 6.86 8.38B 19 NEAR NEAR Protocol
28 89% 95.2 8B 23 LTC Litecoin

So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is a rollercoaster of emotions, from the thrill of victory to the agony of defeat. But hey, at least it’s never boring. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go check my portfolio and cry myself to sleep. Just kidding (mostly).

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