- ORDI (ORDI)
- $40.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, up 2%? Slow and steady wins the race, unless you’re in a crypto race where everyone’s hopped on a rocket powered by memes and FOMO. Still, 40 bucks is 40 bucks. Can it moon like those Reddit stocks everyone’s been talking about though? Place your bets, folks.
- STT (Statter Network)
- $0.42: ⭐⭐⭐
- 10% up for Statter Network? Not bad for a coin most haven’t even heard of. It’s like finding a twenty in your old jeans. But before you quit your day job, watch out, those meme stocks can tank faster than a lead balloon filled with sadness. Proceed with caution.
- SNEK (Snek)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- A 17% jump for SNEK? It’s moving faster than a garden snake on hot asphalt. But let’s be real, it’s starting from lower than a limbo champion’s kneecaps, so perspective, my friends. Perspective like the kind you get when the Reddit bros lose their savings chasing the latest meme stock.
- CORE (Core)
- $1.11: ⭐⭐⭐
- 4% gain for CORE? Yawn. It’s trying to be stable, like a well-balanced Thanksgiving casserole dish, but where’s the excitement? This ain’t your grandma’s crypto market, unless grandma’s also trading meme stocks on Reddit.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- BONK, with its massive volume but near-zero price, is a cautionary tale. Is there really that many people who fell for this meme coin? I guess we do live in a world where people lose their houses betting on OnlyFans. I swear this world is making me lose my sense of humor.
Russia treating Bitcoin as property? Putin’s about to sign the dotted line. While some countries buy 1 Bitcoin a day (El Salvador, we see you), others debate if it’s a genius move or just crazy. Who needs Black Friday when you have Bitcoin’s rollercoaster ride? Does this relate to our baby cryptos? Not directly. But in the crypto world, everything’s connected, like a tangled string of Christmas lights after a cat’s been at it.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+5% | 22% | 2.31 | 2.31B | 148 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.05 | 5.7M | 1367 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-1% | 100% | 9.24 | 9.24M | 1202 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
+10% | 50% | 0.42 | 42.3M | 909 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 30% | 0.55 | 548M | 341 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
 |
63% | 0 | 15.6M | 1174 | BAD | Bad Idea AI | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+17% | 96% | 0.01 | 398M | 219 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.31 | 309M | 242 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+2% | 100% | 40.61 | 853M | 110 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
+1% | 82% | 0 | 91.8M | 549 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 3761.69 | 6.28B | 10071 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-2% | 34% | 0.61 | 611M | 294 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
 |
0 | 68.4M | 603 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
-5% | 0 | 36.4K | 2680 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.23 | 689M | 278 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.01 | 128M | 430 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
 |
0.15 | 153M | 1008 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.05 | 39.1M | 757 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.1 | 10.3M | 1179 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-2% | 4% | 0 | 30.4M | 1840 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
 |
+1% | 77% | 0.01 | 7.91M | 1339 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
 |
+4% | 43% | 1.11 | 2.33B | 94 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
 |
-9% | 32% | 0.01 | 98.4M | 809 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 27% | 0 | 56.5M | 1011 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
 |
-4% | 86% | 0.25 | 247M | 293 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.01 | 5.83M | 1833 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.01 | 972K | 1956 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+1% | 81% | 0 | 4.09B | 40 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 58% | 0 | 18.7M | 1137 | RXD | Radiant |
The crypto market’s like a Thanksgiving dinner. Some dishes are hits, some are misses, and some are just plain weird. But hey, at least there’s always something to talk about, even if it’s just how badly your portfolio’s performing. Maybe next year we’ll all be dining on Bitcoin-flavored turkey.