- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- SONM (BEP-20) up 102%? Either a glitch in the Matrix or someone accidentally bought a bunch while checking their portfolio during Thanksgiving dinner. I’d recommend selling it ASAP unless you like your coins like your gravy – thick and suspicious looking.
- RFR (Refereum)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Down 55%? Ouch. Looks like Refereum got referred to the crypto graveyard. This coin’s sinking faster than my grandpa’s dentures in a glass of pumpkin pie nog.
- GF (GuildFi)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Down 38%? Not the GuildFi ending anyone hoped for. This coin’s price action is about as stable as my Aunt Carol after a couple of glasses of Chardonnay. Maybe it’s time to find a new guild.
- REV (Revain)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Up 29%? Looks like someone’s re-valuing Revain. If this keeps up, they might actually be able to afford more than a plate of cranberry sauce this Christmas. I am so proud of you dear Revain.
- TABOO (TABOO TOKEN)
- $0.00: ⭐
- TABOO TOKEN. The name says it all. Its price is stuck lower than a limbo champion in a kiddie pool. I’d rather invest in a can of Spam. At least you know what you’re getting.
Russia’s about to treat Bitcoin like property and give it a VAT exemption (pending Putin’s signature, of course). Makes you wonder if El Salvador, with its daily Bitcoin DCA since November 2022 (5.9k BTC and counting!), is onto something. Meanwhile, some WSB degens are sweating bullets with the market closed, checking their portfolios like Chalino Sanchez reading his own death threat. While they’re staring at red numbers, let’s take a look at some cryptos that couldn’t buy you a decent Thanksgiving dinner.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+1% | 0.07 | 0 | 4208 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-11% | 0 | 36.4K | 2682 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 2 |  |
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79% | 0 | 100K | 2561 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol | |
| 3 |  |
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+102% | 0 | 108K | 2511 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 4 |  |
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-55% | 0 | 112K | 2503 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 5 |  |
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-4% | 99% | 0 | 337K | 2275 | MARO | Maro |
| 6 |  |
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+1% | 0 | 417K | 2211 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+1% | 14% | 0 | 590K | 2557 | PTS | Petals |
| 8 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.01 | 598K | 2111 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 9 |  |
 |
88% | 0 | 644K | 2114 | YLD | Yield App | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+1% | 58% | 0 | 800K | 2177 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 11 |  |
 |
+8% | 30% | 0.01 | 977K | 2311 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 12 |  |
 |
0.01 | 1M | 1949 | GRV | Grove Coin | ||
| 13 |  |
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-4% | 99% | 0 | 1.37M | 1850 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 14 |  |
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+5% | 97% | 0.01 | 1.45M | 1832 | WAIT | Hourglass |
| 15 |  |
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-38% | 2% | 0 | 1.52M | 2636 | GF | GuildFi |
| 16 |  |
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+2% | 87% | 0 | 2M | 1764 | DOCK | Dock |
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 49% | 0 | 1.8M | 1975 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 18 |  |
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-6% | 79% | 0 | 1.82M | 1825 | FOR | ForTube |
| 19 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.01 | 1.87M | 1849 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 20 |  |
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+6% | 89% | 0.02 | 2.35M | 1707 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 0 | 2.4M | 2168 | THN | Throne | |
| 22 |  |
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-2% | 65% | 0 | 2.4M | 1797 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 23 |  |
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54% | 0 | 2.44M | 1857 | SSG | SOMESING | |
| 24 |  |
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+29% | 0 | 2.52M | 1653 | REV | Revain | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+9% | 69% | 0 | 3.59M | 1659 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 26 |  |
 |
100% | 0 | 2.9M | 1613 | TABOO | TABOO TOKEN | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+2% | 90% | 0 | 3.16M | 1618 | BWO | Battle World |
| 28 |  |
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59% | 0 | 5.47M | 1579 | QOM | Shiba Predator |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto wild west, where even the tumbleweeds are tumble-drowning in a sea of decimal places. In a world where El Salvador is stacking sats and WSB apes are counting steps, it’s anyone’s guess where this roller coaster is headed next. Maybe we should just ask Nana. She seems to have a handle on everything else.