- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- SHIB, the Dogecoin-wannabe, is still clinging to life despite being priced lower than a grain of sand on a billionaire’s beach. It’s up 1%, which in SHIB terms is like winning the lottery after declaring bankruptcy. Remember kids, hype can only take you so far, especially when your utility is about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $95981.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BTCB: It’s Bitcoin, but on the Binance Smart Chain. Because why have one Bitcoin when you can have two? Sort of. Its price is holding steady, much like Bitcoin’s reputation for volatility - which is to say, not very steady at all.
- ETC (Ethereum Classic)
- $31.24: ⭐⭐⭐
- ETC, the rebellious cousin of Ethereum, is down 3%. Talk about awkward family Thanksgiving dinner. It’s like finding out your grandpa invested in Blockbuster instead of Netflix – you love him, but you’re not sure about his financial decisions.
- HBAR (Hedera)
- $0.15: ⭐⭐⭐
- HBAR and WHBAR are both enjoying a 9% pump! They might not be at the adult table with Bitcoin and Ethereum yet, but they’re making some noise in the kids’ section. Just don’t tell them they’re still down overall for the year, you’ll ruin their Thanksgiving parade.
- MKR (Maker)
- $1804.06: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- MKR dipped 2% – a mere flesh wound for a DeFi giant. It’s still the king of the MakerDAO hill, and even a small dip can mean big bucks when you’re playing at this level. Though maybe don’t check your portfolio at Thanksgiving dinner unless you want Nana to give you the look.
Russia’s playing footsie with Bitcoin, calling it ‘property’ now and giving it a VAT tax exemption. Putin’s signature is all that stands between Bitcoin and its new Russian rendezvous. This as El Salvador keeps stacking sats, buying 1 BTC every day like it’s a Black Friday doorbuster. Meanwhile, Peter Zeihan’s Bitcoin obituary is looking like a comedy sketch, with BTC up 594% since he predicted its demise. Who’s laughing now? Probably not Peter.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 575 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 496M | 155 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
81% | 93.09 | 1.39B | 88 | QNT | Quant | |
| 3 |  |
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-2% | 88% | 1804.06 | 1.81B | 65 | MKR | Maker |
| 4 |  |
 |
-1% | 1.73 | 1.73B | 66 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
 |
156.88 | 2.89B | 49 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
8.15 | 3.19B | 41 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
+1% | 93% | 0.04 | 3.64B | 38 | VET | VeChain |
| 8 |  |
 |
-1% | 54% | 0.86 | 5.35B | 50 | MNT | Mantle |
| 9 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 26 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.18 | 5.45B | 28 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 11 |  |
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0.56 | 5.62B | 80 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
11.29 | 5.93B | 27 | ICP | Internet Computer | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
95981.3 | 6.27B | 10077 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
-3% | 71% | 31.24 | 6.58B | 29 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 15 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.15 | 7.56B | 10153 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+9% | 76% | 0.15 | 7.56B | 25 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 17 |  |
 |
89% | 95.76 | 8.04B | 23 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+4% | 6.91 | 8.45B | 19 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+2% | 8.67 | 8.54B | 21 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.9 | 9.01B | 35 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-1% | 501.85 | 9.93B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-4% | 29% | 2.33 | 10B | 47 | OP | Optimism |
| 23 |  |
 |
5.67 | 11.1B | 37 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
-3% | 12.62 | 12.6B | 22 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+4% | 8.64 | 13.2B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 26 |  |
 |
95753.5 | 13.5B | 10073 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
12.79 | 14.4B | 24 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
+1% | 0 | 15.2B | 14 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
So, there you have it. The crypto market, where fortunes are made and lost faster than a Thanksgiving pie disappears. Remember, El Salvador is buying, Russia is flirting, and Peter Zeihan is probably reconsidering his career choices. Invest wisely, folks, and don’t blame me if your portfolio ends up looking like a burnt turkey.