- KDA (Kadena)
- $1.2: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Kadena – finally some good news. Unlike my dating life, KDA’s price is at least trying to move in the right direction. A 6% bump in 24 hours? Not bad…not great, but not bad. Like finding a $5 bill in your old jeans – a pleasant surprise in a sea of disappointment. On WSB, they’re discussing steps and comparing them with crypto accounts. This would be a good idea to compare steps and token prices.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $41.08: ⭐⭐
- ORDI, ORDI, ORDI. Your name is as mysterious as your price action. Up 3% today? Thrilling. About as exciting as watching paint dry, but hey, it’s not a loss. This is almost as dull as that Reddit post about daily steps. Almost.
- RAY (Raydium)
- $5.78: ⭐⭐⭐
- Raydium - 6% up, shining brighter than my prospects of ever understanding quantum physics. But is it a supernova or just a flash in the pan? This is almost as confusing as that Reddit post about why Chalino Sanchez sang his last song KNOWING it would be his last. Almost. BTW, how’s El Salvador doing with that whole “Bitcoin is legal tender” thing? Anyone checked on Bukele lately?
Russia is treating Bitcoin like that weird uncle everyone pretends isn’t there – property, exempt from VAT, awaiting Putin’s signature. Meanwhile, El Salvador keeps stacking sats like a squirrel preparing for the crypto winter. Is Bukele a genius or just nuts? (Time will tell, says Reddit.) But hey, at least someone’s DCAing like a boss…unlike that dude in the Reddit meme who bought Spotify instead of Nvidia shares back in ‘18. Ouch.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+9% | 89% | 1.62 | 4.41B | 33 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 1 |  |
 |
+2% | 81% | 0 | 4.18B | 39 | BONK | Bonk |
| 2 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.01 | 711M | 140 | AMP | Amp | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+3% | 100% | 41.08 | 863M | 109 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 4 |  |
 |
+6% | 22% | 2.32 | 2.32B | 148 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 5 |  |
 |
-13% | 82% | 0.58 | 61.4M | 662 | GRS | Groestlcoin |
| 6 |  |
 |
+3% | 79% | 0.07 | 514M | 180 | SKL | SKALE |
| 7 |  |
 |
+9% | 0 | 187M | 373 | SPELL | Spell Token | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+1% | 98% | 0.03 | 1.28B | 81 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 9 |  |
 |
+22% | 0.73 | 225M | 297 | SCRT | Secret | |
| 10 |  |
 |
0.06 | 313M | 242 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
-5% | 27.2 | 322M | 239 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.23 | 700M | 274 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.1 | 118M | 426 | ACA | Acala Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.02 | 700M | 123 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 15 |  |
 |
39% | 0.65 | 652M | 266 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+6% | 5.78 | 3.21B | 63 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 1.14 | 316M | 245 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+4% | 3.61 | 6.45B | 41 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+6% | 29% | 1.2 | 1.2B | 192 | KDA | Kadena |
| 20 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.41 | 414M | 190 | BICO | Biconomy | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 5.54 | 1.43B | 102 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+8% | 82% | 2.2 | 141M | 430 | PHB | Phoenix |
| 23 |  |
 |
+4% | 43% | 1.11 | 2.33B | 95 | CORE | Core |
| 24 |  |
 |
+1% | 55.52 | 479M | 250 | ILV | Illuvium | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+22% | 0.01 | 18.8M | 957 | GFT | Gifto | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+16% | 89% | 0.97 | 97.4M | 516 | CBK | Cobak Token |
| 27 |  |
 |
0.49 | 584M | 195 | LUNA | Terra | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
84% | 0.55 | 546M | 166 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is as predictable as a toddler on a sugar rush. One minute it’s up, the next it’s down, and then it’s throwing a tantrum in the corner. Invest wisely, or just buy lottery tickets – your odds might be better. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to check my portfolio before I accidentally buy another Spotify instead of an Nvidia.