- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐
- JasmyCoin’s up 9%! Someone’s making money while others are fantasizing about Phoenix Marie. Just another day in the crypto casino. Oh, and remember those RuneScape days? Someone bought 3 Bitcoin with RuneScape gold back in 2013… feeling like a shitty deal now, buddy?
- TOMI (tomi)
- $0.03: ⭐⭐
- A 74% jump for TOMI? That’s enough to buy you a few extra hours with…well, you know. Still, it’s no Bitcoin, not even close. Unless this is the start of TOMI’s march to $100k…nah, who am I kidding?
- CTC (Creditcoin)
- $1.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Creditcoin’s mooning (relatively speaking) with a 26% gain. Maybe it’s time to dump your Stellantis stock and YOLO it all on CTC? Just kidding…mostly. Unless…? No, stick to the porn star fantasy for now.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Oh, BONK. Down 4%. Well, at least it’s not as bad as the guy who missed out on Bitcoin because he was playing Habbo Hotel (or whatever that virtual girlfriend game was). Speaking of missed opportunities…did anyone buy Bitcoin in 2010? No? Just me? Okay.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $40.24: ⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI? More like ‘ordinary’ with a 4% drop. But hey, at least its price isn’t measured in fractions of pennies like BONK. Still, not enough to get you a date with Lauren Phillips, sadly.
Bitcoin’s taking a breather after its recent surge (a monthly candle that would make even a seasoned Wall Street gambler sweat, apparently). Meanwhile, over on WallStreetBets, someone’s promising to book a porn star if the NASDAQ dips. Priorities, people! Plus, Stellantis CEO resigned. Probably because Jeeps are now $20k more expensive than they should be. Just saying.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-4% | 81% | 0 | 4.03B | 44 | BONK | Bonk |
| 1 |  |
 |
-2% | 89% | 1.81 | 4.93B | 32 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 2 |  |
 |
-4% | 100% | 40.24 | 845M | 116 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 3 |  |
 |
+9% | 98% | 0.03 | 1.56B | 77 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 4 |  |
 |
+26% | 67% | 1.44 | 864M | 143 | CTC | Creditcoin |
| 5 |  |
 |
0.07 | 333M | 235 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
-9% | 44% | 1.55 | 3.25B | 82 | CORE | Core |
| 7 |  |
 |
+17% | 1.19 | 1.36B | 87 | AIOZ | AIOZ Network | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.02 | 784M | 124 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-1% | 65% | 18.74 | 187M | 432 | AUCTION | Bounce Token |
| 10 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.01 | 198M | 316 | IOST | IOST | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-3% | 22% | 2.25 | 2.25B | 161 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 12 |  |
 |
0.59 | 695M | 185 | LUNA | Terra | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
+1% | 5.84 | 1.51B | 107 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-2% | 41% | 0.67 | 668M | 266 | YGG | Yield Guild Games |
| 15 |  |
 |
-1% | 31.62 | 374M | 199 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-6% | 5.02 | 2.79B | 80 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+3% | 1.32 | 367M | 230 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 18 |  |
 |
77.43 | 209M | 311 | TRB | Tellor | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
3.5 | 6.26B | 45 | OM | MANTRA | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
-3% | 84% | 0.57 | 570M | 169 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 21 |  |
 |
+2% | 6.13 | 399M | 189 | GAS | Gas | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-3% | 39% | 0.58 | 1.16B | 175 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 23 |  |
 |
0 | 495M | 192 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
+74% | 0.03 | 16.7M | 1503 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.44 | 276M | 267 | SXP | Solar | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.74 | 229M | 301 | SCRT | Secret | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-3% | 79% | 0.08 | 527M | 184 | SKL | SKALE |
| 28 |  |
 |
59.11 | 513M | 243 | ILV | Illuvium |
The crypto market today is like a WallStreetBets wet dream – volatile, unpredictable, and full of potential for both obscene profits and crippling losses. So buckle up, kids, and don’t forget your diamond hands (or at least your credit card info for those…research purposes). Remember: DYOR, because nobody’s bailing you out when your shitcoin goes belly up. Well, unless you’re into that sort of thing.