- ANT (Aragon)
- $2.09: ⭐
- Down 70% in 24 hours? Ouch. That’s like showing up to a potluck with a bag of chips and finding out everyone else brought filet mignon. Someone’s getting voted off the crypto island tonight.
- GFT (Gifto)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- A 63% drop in a week? It’s giving ‘shoulda, coulda, woulda’ vibes. Maybe stick to gifting actual gifts instead of this…gifto.
- POLY (Polymath)
- $0.06: ⭐⭐⭐
- Up 2% in a week while everything else is down? It’s like finding a $20 bill in your pocket after doing laundry. Small victories, people.
- CORE (Core)
- $1.55: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Only down 13% in a day? Consider yourself a winner in this bloodbath. Maybe this is the ‘sweet victory’ amidst the ‘salty tears of nocoiners’ some Redditors were talking about.
- DUST (Dust Protocol)
- $0.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 111% in a week while the market burns? It’s like being the cockroach that survives the apocalypse. Who needs fundamentals when you have sheer, unadulterated defiance of gravity?
Bitcoin’s monthly candle is looking absolutely insane (in a bad way, of course), reminiscent of a porn star’s…career trajectory. Speaking of which, one Redditor is betting on a NASDAQ dip so he can afford a date with Phoenix Marie. Priorities, people! Meanwhile, someone’s reminiscing about missing the Bitcoin boat in 2010 because they were too busy with their virtual girlfriend. I guess some things are more important than becoming a millionaire. Oh, and did I mention the crypto market is tanking? Yeah, that’s happening too.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-70% | 2.09 | 90.4M | 520 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-26% | 0.01 | 14.5M | 1066 | GFT | Gifto | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-24% | 0.06 | 57.9M | 660 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-24% | 2% | 0.01 | 5.52M | 2443 | GF | GuildFi |
| 4 |  |
 |
-19% | 0.01 | 22.8M | 1001 | IRIS | IRISnet | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-16% | 99% | 0.05 | 47.8M | 704 | REN | Ren |
| 6 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.53 | 53M | 669 | POLS | Polkastarter | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-13% | 44% | 1.55 | 3.26B | 82 | CORE | Core |
| 8 |  |
 |
-13% | 21% | 0 | 36M | 1275 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 9 |  |
 |
-12% | 1.3 | 130M | 600 | SLND | Save | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-11% | 64% | 0.3 | 31.9M | 946 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 11 |  |
 |
-10% | 65% | 0 | 3.06M | 1754 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 12 |  |
 |
-10% | 43% | 0.05 | 49.2M | 934 | WNCG | Nine Chronicles |
| 13 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.14 | 4.6M | 1657 | DUST | Dust Protocol | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-10% | 99% | 0.01 | 117M | 452 | CUDOS | CUDOS |
| 15 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.05 | 6.37M | 1780 | FUND | Unification | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 37.8K | 2680 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 195K | 2396 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-7% | 69% | 0 | 3.07M | 1721 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 19 |  |
 |
-7% | 87% | 0.12 | 48.2M | 746 | VAI | VAIOT |
| 20 |  |
 |
-7% | 0 | 39.9M | 803 | XPR | XPR Network | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-7% | 99% | 0 | 14.4M | 1068 | KEY | SelfKey |
| 22 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.1 | 52.1M | 782 | OPUL | Opulous | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-6% | 44% | 19.63 | 196M | 531 | MPL | Maple |
| 24 |  |
 |
-6% | 76% | 0.06 | 56M | 738 | XWC | WhiteCoin |
| 25 |  |
 |
-6% | 79% | 2.75 | 77.7M | 627 | ELA | Elastos |
| 26 |  |
 |
-6% | 38% | 0.51 | 101M | 766 | DEXT | DEXTools |
| 27 |  |
 |
-6% | 90% | 0 | 3.26M | 1618 | BWO | Battle World |
| 28 |  |
 |
-6% | 33% | 0.98 | 118M | 760 | SD | Stader |
Well, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. But hey, at least it’s entertaining. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go find a safe space and cry into my Bitcoin-shaped pillow.