- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $95021.75: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the OG crypto, decided to take a breather. Down 2%, but don’t worry, it’s probably just flexing its muscles before another moon mission. Or maybe it’s tired of being compared to toilet paper.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $19.67: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LINK’s chilling like a villain in a Bond movie, up 5% while everyone else is panicking. This oracle’s got its finger on the pulse, or maybe it just knows where all the bodies are buried.
- XRP (XRP)
- $2.31: ⭐⭐
- XRP decided to join the party late, pumping 21% after a long nap. Is it a dead cat bounce? A sign of the apocalypse? Probably just another XRP rollercoaster moment.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Shiba Inu, the Dogecoin wannabe, is down 6%. At this rate, it’ll be worth less than a used napkin. But hey, at least it’s got a cute dog logo, right?
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $116.95: ⭐⭐⭐
- Litecoin’s up 15%, making it look like the prom king compared to its classmates. Still a long way to go before it catches up to daddy Bitcoin, though.
So, the NASDAQ took a nap, and some dude on WallStreetBets is apparently about to live his best life with a porn star if his puts print. Meanwhile, Bitcoin bros are reminiscing about the good ol’ days of free BTC faucets and Habbo Hotel. $5.34 Billion in Bitcoin got sucked out of exchanges faster than a trust fund kid’s allowance. Whales are hoarding Bitcoin like it’s toilet paper during a pandemic. Is it bullish? Bearish? Who the hell knows? This market’s crazier than a Stellantis CEO trying to sell a Jeep for the price of a yacht. Speaking of which, the Stellantis CEO resigned. Probably couldn’t handle the heat in the kitchen. LINK, our golden child, is up 5%, proving that even in a crypto bloodbath, some chains shine brighter than a stripper’s smile.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 137B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 1 |  |
 |
-2% | 94% | 95021.8 | 2T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 2 |  |
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-2% | 3582.89 | 432B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+21% | 57% | 2.31 | 231B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 4 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.41 | 60.1B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 5 |  |
 |
1 | 39.9B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
-6% | 0 | 16.8B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-5% | 224.5 | 132B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 8 |  |
 |
60% | 0.51 | 25.4B | 14 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 9 |  |
 |
77% | 1.07 | 48.2B | 9 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+19% | 76% | 0.24 | 11.9B | 19 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 11 |  |
 |
+15% | 89% | 116.95 | 9.82B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 12 |  |
 |
+5% | 19.67 | 19.7B | 16 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-3% | 633 | 91.2B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+4% | 57% | 46.35 | 33.2B | 10 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 15 |  |
 |
-4% | 498.03 | 9.86B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.21 | 17.7B | 11 | TRX | TRON | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-6% | 8.52 | 13B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 18 |  |
 |
6.77 | 13.3B | 34 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.91 | 9.1B | 38 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 71% | 31.41 | 6.62B | 29 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 21 |  |
 |
-6% | 6.51 | 7.97B | 23 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 22 |  |
 |
13.05 | 13.1B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | ||
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 8.46 | 3.31B | 39 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-7% | 12.43 | 14B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-5% | 29% | 2.31 | 9.94B | 50 | OP | Optimism |
| 26 |  |
 |
-5% | 6.42 | 32.8B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+2% | 12.89 | 6.79B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 94886.6 | 13.1B | 10113 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin |
Well, that was a day. The crypto market’s like a reality TV show, full of drama, backstabbing, and questionable decisions. Tune in tomorrow to see who gets voted off the island. And remember, kids, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose on a drunken poker night. Unless it’s LINK, because, well, LINK.