Featured image of post 2024-12-02: Crypto Carnage Bulls Running Wild in the 10M Thunderdome

2024-12-02: Crypto Carnage Bulls Running Wild in the 10M Thunderdome

Hold onto your hats folks The crypto rodeo is in full swing and the 10M bulls are bucking like a Stellantis CEO trying to justify a Jeeps price tag

  • TOMI (tomi)
    • $0.03: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • TOMI, up 200% in a week. Either a genius move or someone accidentally added an extra zero. Reminds me of that time I bought Dogecoin based on a Reddit meme.
  • RXD (Radiant)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Radiant, with its 72% 7-day gain, is shining brighter than a WSB loss porn post. Is it the next big thing? Probably not, but it’s at least more entertaining than watching paint dry.
  • TORN (Tornado Cash)
    • $15.05: ⭐⭐
    • Tornado Cash, living up to its name, swirling around with a 327% 7-day change. Is it going up? Down? Nobody knows! It’s like trying to predict the next Stellantis CEO’s resignation.
  • ADS (Adshares)
    • $1.13: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Adshares, with a 265% 7-day gain, is proving that even ads can be exciting (sometimes). Just like that ‘absolutely insane’ Bitcoin monthly candle, it’s bound to come crashing down any minute now.
  • CTC (Creditcoin)
    • $1.48: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Creditcoin, a respectable 27% gain in 24 hours, is like the steady hand in a sea of chaos. Boring but reliable, kind of like that virtual girlfriend OP was busy with in 2010.

While Bitcoin’s monthly candle looks like a microdeek compared to what we’re seeing in the 10M arena, some altcoins are putting on a show that would make a WallStreetBets degenerate blush. Forget Phoenix Marie, these gains could buy you the whole agency!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +146% 0.03 18.7M 1469 TOMI tomi
1 +64% 58% 0 31.9M 975 RXD Radiant
2 +62% 0.15 154M 1018 UNS UNS TOKEN
3 +51% 95% 0.76 7.62M 1300 UNFI Unifi Protocol DAO
4 +49% 0 42.9M 775 KLV Klever Coin
5 +36% 41% 0.01 156M 605 TARA Taraxa
6 +33% 1.13 43.9M 728 ADS Adshares
7 +28% 96% 0.01 156M 377 XYO XYO
8 +28% 89% 0.04 3.88M 1564 WTC Waltonchain
9 +27% 67% 1.48 887M 141 CTC Creditcoin
10 +26% 15.05 150M 551 TORN Tornado Cash
11 +25% 54% 0 18.4M 1180 FRA Fractal Network
12 +24% 96% 0.06 62M 633 SQGROW SquidGrow
13 +23% 0.01 4.32M 1510 VGX VGX Token
14 +22% 87% 0 2.45M 1718 DOCK Dock
15 +22% 0.38 18.8M 972 VXV Vectorspace AI
16 +21% 77% 0.09 342M 274 DAG Constellation
17 +20% 67% 0.01 9.4M 1354 ORC Orbit Chain
18 +20% 0.01 46.2M 1077 CWEB Coinweb
19 +20% 90% 0.45 4.49M 1505 RMRK RMRK
20 +19% 0.09 346M 700 APX APX
21 +19% 7% 0 144M 1144 BITCI Bitcicoin
22 +18% 0.26 259M 792 NPT NEOPIN
23 +17% 0 45.4M 782 WAGMIGAMES WAGMI Games
24 +17% 8.7 348M 526 UQC Uquid Coin
25 +16% 81% 0.35 335M 268 LCX LCX
26 +15% 0.07 33.8M 817 UPP Sentinel Protocol
27 +15% 1.15 1.31B 88 AIOZ AIOZ Network
28 +15% 0.76 75.7M 848 STOS Stratos

The crypto market is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get. Except in this case, it’s usually a stomach ache. So, buckle up buttercup, because this rollercoaster is just getting started. And remember, if your coins go up, think of the WSB corn haters and their missed gains. Schadenfreude is the best coin.

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