- XRP (XRP)
- $2.27: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- XRP, the coin that’s always promising but never quite delivering. Kind of like that friend who swears they’ll pay you back ’next week.’ 😒 But hey, a 17% jump in 24 hours? Even a broken clock is right twice a day. And by twice, I mean it might go down again… soon!
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $19.89: ⭐⭐⭐
- LINK, because even the crypto world needs middle management. Not exactly setting the world on fire with a 6% gain, but hey, at least it’s not in the red. Yet. 🤨
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $116.34: ⭐⭐
- Litecoin, the diet coke of Bitcoin. Tastes kinda the same, but less filling. A decent 15% bump, but let’s be real, it’s riding Bitcoin’s coattails. Like that friend who gets popular when they become besties with a real celebrity. 😜
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $94970.28: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- $5.34 Billion withdrawn in 72 hours… more like $50 from my account after another “sure thing” shitcoin rug pull. But seriously, folks, if Bitcoin sneezes, the whole market catches a cold. Bless you, BTC. 🤧
- MATIC (Polygon)
- $0.58: ⭐
- Polygon, proof that even in a bull market, some coins just can’t catch a break. Down 2%? More like down for the count. Might as well book yourself as the entertainment for that WallStreetBets guy if this keeps up. 😂
While Stellantis’ CEO is off to find his happy place (Jeep owners rejoice!), Bitcoin whales are apparently hoarding their digital gold like doomsday preppers with toilet paper. Coincidence? I think not. 🤔 Plus, someone on WallStreetBets is about to make some very interesting life choices depending on how the Nasdaq performs. It’s all connected, man. 👽
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+17% | 57% | 2.27 | 227B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 1 |  |
 |
+15% | 76% | 0.24 | 11.9B | 19 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 2 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.24 | 11.9B | 10191 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+15% | 89% | 116.34 | 9.77B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 4 |  |
 |
+11% | 81% | 111.26 | 1.66B | 84 | QNT | Quant |
| 5 |  |
 |
+6% | 19.89 | 19.9B | 16 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+4% | 57% | 45.88 | 32.8B | 10 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 7 |  |
 |
+2% | 93% | 0.05 | 4.06B | 37 | VET | VeChain |
| 8 |  |
 |
+2% | 12.66 | 6.67B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+1% | 166.25 | 3.07B | 47 | XMR | Monero | |
| 10 |  |
 |
77% | 1.07 | 48.3B | 9 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 11 |  |
 |
53.96 | 16.2B | 43 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
8.84 | 8.71B | 22 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
1 | 497M | 160 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 14 |  |
 |
1 | 40B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
1 | 137B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 27 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
1 | 68.3M | 581 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
60% | 0.51 | 25.4B | 14 | XLM | Stellar | |
| 19 |  |
 |
8.45 | 3.3B | 39 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 20 |  |
 |
-1% | 12.79 | 12.8B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.2 | 17.9B | 10111 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 88% | 1789.99 | 1.8B | 69 | MKR | Maker |
| 23 |  |
 |
-1% | 94906.4 | 13.1B | 10113 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.2 | 17.7B | 11 | TRX | TRON | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-1% | 95065.5 | 6.21B | 10117 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-1% | 6.71 | 13.1B | 34 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-1% | 94% | 94970.3 | 1.99T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.58 | 5.77B | 86 | MATIC | Polygon |
So, the crypto market is a mixed bag of nuts today. Some are soaring, some are sinking, and some are just… there. Like that awkward silence in a Zoom meeting when no one knows what to say. 😬 My advice? Invest wisely, don’t trust anyone, and always have a backup plan. Especially if that backup plan involves Phoenix Marie. 😉