- LTC (Litecoin)
- $118.64: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LTC is up 16%? Looks like someone forgot to tell it that bear markets are a thing. Is it because of MimbleWimble? Probably not. But hey, I’ll take the gains, even if it’s just because someone fat-fingered a trade. It could fund half the porn star booking from the Reddit guy, or maybe a really nice dinner…with Lauren Philips. Hmm, choices, choices.
- MKR (Maker)
- $1795.78: ⭐⭐
- Down 2%? MKR, you’re supposed to be a stablecoin big brother. What gives? Is it an existential crisis? Maybe it’s worried about the AI takeover. Either way, it’s giving off ‘disappointed parent’ vibes.
- QNT (Quant)
- $112.82: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Quant is up 12%? Are the overlords finally ready to reveal their master plan? Maybe they just like the name. It does sound mysterious and slightly evil. I’m intrigued…and slightly scared. This QNT surge makes me wonder if it’s secretly plotting to overthrow Bitcoin. Maybe it’s already started.
Remember that Reddit post about a guy betting his portfolio on NASDAQ going red and promising to ‘book a porn star’ if he wins? Well, looks like someone’s about to be very familiar with Phoenix Marie. While Bitcoin and NASDAQ might not have a direct correlation in this dataset, the wild price swings in this list give the same ‘will I be rich or homeless?’ vibes. Some stablecoins are suspiciously steady at $1 (looking at you, BUSD, TUSD, and DAI). Meanwhile, others are acting like they’re on a sugar rush, except it’s probably more like a caffeine crash (MKR, where’s your Maker magic?). Also, Stellantis CEO resigned…calls on RIVN? Jeep prices are too damn high!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 584 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 497M | 162 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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-2% | 88% | 1795.78 | 1.81B | 68 | MKR | Maker |
| 3 |  |
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+12% | 81% | 112.82 | 1.68B | 82 | QNT | Quant |
| 4 |  |
 |
-7% | 1.7 | 1.7B | 73 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 5 |  |
 |
161.94 | 2.99B | 48 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
8.54 | 3.34B | 39 | ATOM | Cosmos | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
+5% | 93% | 0.05 | 4.16B | 37 | VET | VeChain |
| 8 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.18 | 5.34B | 29 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 9 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 27 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
-8% | 54% | 0.88 | 5.44B | 49 | MNT | Mantle |
| 11 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.58 | 5.83B | 86 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 95187 | 6.22B | 10111 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+3% | 12.64 | 6.65B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-2% | 71% | 31.75 | 6.69B | 28 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 15 |  |
 |
-5% | 6.56 | 8.02B | 23 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 16 |  |
 |
8.79 | 8.66B | 22 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.91 | 9.14B | 38 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+16% | 89% | 118.64 | 9.97B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 19 |  |
 |
-4% | 29% | 2.33 | 9.99B | 50 | OP | Optimism |
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 509.97 | 10.1B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+20% | 0.24 | 11.9B | 10185 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+21% | 76% | 0.24 | 11.9B | 19 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 23 |  |
 |
-4% | 12.64 | 12.6B | 24 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-1% | 94953.8 | 13.1B | 10107 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-2% | 8.7 | 13.3B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 26 |  |
 |
6.83 | 13.4B | 34 | FIL | Filecoin | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
-5% | 12.6 | 14.2B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 28 |  |
 |
53.88 | 16.2B | 43 | OKB | OKB |
The crypto market is a beautiful disaster. Some coins are soaring, some are tanking, and some are just… there. It’s like watching a reality TV show, except instead of roses, there are digital coins, and instead of heartbreak, there’s bankruptcy. So, HODL on tight, folks. This ride is far from over. And someone remind that Reddit guy to check his portfolio before he starts making promises he can’t keep…unless he’s okay with a very budget-friendly experience.