- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.29: ⭐⭐⭐
- Up only 1%? Even my grandma’s savings account does better than that. Must be the calm before the Arkham Asylum breakout.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Down 3%? Did it bonk its head on the resistance level? More like a gentle boop than a market crash. This ain’t no ‘Bitcoin’
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $39.80: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Down 5%? Diamond hands are probably buying the dip. Paper hands are probably crying into their ramen. This is the way
- SNEK (Snek)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
- Up 10%? Sneaky little snek, slithering its way up the charts. Don’t get charmed, it might just be a rug pull.
- BITCOIN (HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu)
- $0.24: ⭐
- Down 9%? What in the meme-coin madness is this name? My portfolio already did buy btc in 2010 🥲
Bitcoin’s having a wild monthly candle, looking like a toddler’s finger-painting compared to its predicted trip past $1M. Meanwhile, Stellantis CEO is out, probably for charging extra for the “New Jeep Smell”. What do YOU think it smells like? Hopium?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-1% | 22% | 2.29 | 2.29B | 161 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.05 | 5.25M | 1412 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-3% | 100% | 8.85 | 8.85M | 1228 | UNIBOT | UniBot |
| 3 |  |
 |
-3% | 50% | 0.38 | 38.2M | 963 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
-3% | 29% | 0.57 | 572M | 347 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
 |
-6% | 63% | 0 | 17.1M | 1161 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
 |
+10% | 96% | 0.01 | 538M | 213 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.24 | 243M | 289 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-5% | 100% | 39.8 | 836M | 117 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
-2% | 82% | 0 | 94.8M | 556 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
3887.83 | 6.69B | 10101 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 34% | 0.64 | 640M | 299 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 71.4M | 605 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-7% | 0 | 38.2K | 2682 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.23 | 690M | 290 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.01 | 129M | 455 | SDEX | SmarDex | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+62% | 0.15 | 154M | 1019 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.06 | 51.9M | 695 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
0.11 | 10.6M | 1177 | OPTI | Optimus AI | ||
| 19 |  |
 |
+11% | 4% | 0 | 33M | 1834 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
 |
+3% | 77% | 0.01 | 10.8M | 1248 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
 |
-8% | 44% | 1.54 | 3.23B | 82 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 32% | 0.01 | 135M | 730 | GFAL | Games for a Living |
| 23 |  |
 |
+12% | 27% | 0 | 77.7M | 927 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
 |
-4% | 86% | 0.32 | 324M | 263 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
 |
+104% | 0.03 | 17.6M | 1494 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+5% | 0.01 | 1.04M | 1952 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-3% | 81% | 0 | 4.04B | 43 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
 |
+26% | 58% | 0 | 26.1M | 1046 | RXD | Radiant |
The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a drunk engineer – thrilling, unpredictable, and likely to make you puke. Buckle up, buttercup, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. So, are we booking pornstars or buying more Bitcoin? Decisions, decisions…