- TARA (Taraxa)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐⭐
- Up 129% over 7 days, but down 13% in the last 24 hours… This coin is more volatile than a teenager’s mood swings. Is it a pump and dump scheme or the next big thing? Who knows, not even the so-called experts on r/CryptoCurrency. At least HitBTC didn’t take it all, unlike that guy’s 2000 Doge.
- SNEK (Snek)
- $0.01: ⭐⭐
- Slithered up 84% in a week only to shed 7% in a day. Sounds like my dating life. Probably named after that “2 hours hodling you can buy lambos” meme. Newsflash: Two hours of hodling this snek will get you a used Hot Wheels, not a Lambo. At least it didn’t get hit by HitBTC’s inactivity fee.
- YLD (Yield App)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Down 49% in a day and 49% over a week? This ain’t a dip, it’s a free fall. Yield App? More like Yield Nope. Even the NVDA bagholders on r/wallstreetbets are laughing at this one. This is giving ‘selling at $20’ a whole new meaning.
- BITCI (Bitcicoin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- A 152% jump over 7 days followed by a 9% slide in 24 hours. Talk about a rollercoaster. This is the crypto equivalent of buying high and selling low, just like that WSB guy who went from $1M to $20k. Someone should tell him about this coin – they’d be a perfect match.
- QI (BENQI)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
- A decent 35% climb over 7 days and a mild 9% dip in 24 hours. QI, or BENQI… it’s like they’re trying to confuse us. Almost as confusing as the martial law situation in South Korea. At least this coin isn’t declaring martial law on its holders.
Remember that guy on r/wallstreetbets who turned $1k into $1M then back to $20k? Turns out, crypto isn’t much different. Today’s 10M cryptos are looking like they attended his portfolio management seminar. Selling at $20k - now that’s relatable. While our friend blew up on PLTR weeklies, these cryptos are just… existing, some even dipping faster than a WSB YOLO gone wrong. Someone tell them South Korea declared martial law, maybe they can “buy the dip” like that other genius on r/wallstreetbets.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-49% | 88% | 0 | 327K | 2339 | YLD | Yield App |
| 1 |  |
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-40% | 0 | 4.4M | 1490 | GFT | Gifto | |
| 2 |  |
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-33% | 2% | 0 | 2.45M | 2593 | GF | GuildFi |
| 3 |  |
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-30% | 0 | 1.74M | 1813 | REV | Revain | |
| 4 |  |
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-20% | 95% | 1.13 | 11.3M | 1178 | UNFI | Unifi Protocol DAO |
| 5 |  |
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-13% | 99% | 0 | 2.17M | 1744 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 6 |  |
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-14% | 0 | 125K | 2504 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 7 |  |
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-13% | 41% | 0.01 | 118M | 710 | TARA | Taraxa |
| 8 |  |
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-12% | 89% | 0.04 | 3.58M | 1598 | WTC | Waltonchain |
| 9 |  |
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-11% | 0.09 | 9.15M | 1252 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 10 |  |
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-10% | 0.01 | 7.99M | 1292 | TSUKA | Dejitaru Tsuka | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-10% | 3.08 | 108M | 1051 | INDY | Indigo Protocol | |
| 12 |  |
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-9% | 70% | 0.02 | 171M | 458 | QI | BENQI |
| 13 |  |
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-9% | 7% | 0 | 180M | 1098 | BITCI | Bitcicoin |
| 14 |  |
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-8% | 0.26 | 260M | 808 | NPT | NEOPIN | |
| 15 |  |
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-9% | 60% | 0.29 | 36M | 943 | KSP | KLAYswap Protocol |
| 16 |  |
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-8% | 0 | 67.6M | 769 | ZEON | ZEON | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-8% | 0 | 11.5M | 1538 | GXA | GALAXIA | |
| 18 |  |
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-8% | 77% | 0.08 | 7.91M | 1380 | OAX | OAX |
| 19 |  |
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-8% | 50% | 0.32 | 31.5M | 1050 | STT | Statter Network |
| 20 |  |
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-7% | 1.3 | 30.4M | 1071 | GET | GET Protocol | |
| 21 |  |
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-7% | 96% | 0.01 | 585M | 213 | SNEK | Snek |
| 22 |  |
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-6% | 89% | 0.39 | 42.9M | 794 | DNX | Dynex |
| 23 |  |
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-7% | 74% | 0 | 11.4M | 1264 | BAX | BABB |
| 24 |  |
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-7% | 93% | 0.14 | 13.5M | 1129 | RVF | RocketX exchange |
| 25 |  |
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-6% | 99% | 0.52 | 207M | 321 | SOLO | Sologenic |
| 26 |  |
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-3% | 79% | 0 | 2.57M | 1763 | FOR | ForTube |
| 27 |  |
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-6% | 0.55 | 24.1M | 1069 | MTRG | Meter Governance | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-6% | 16.28 | 163M | 548 | TORN | Tornado Cash |
The crypto market today? It’s like a bad reality TV show – full of drama, volatility, and questionable decisions. So, is crypto dead? Nah, it’s just playing possum. Waiting for the next wave of regards to pump it back up. Don’t be surprised if you see a new “Is this how it ends?” post on r/wallstreetbets soon… but with crypto instead of MSTR.