- KDA (Kadena)
- $1.78: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Kadena, the quiet achiever. While everyone’s losing their minds over memecoins, KDA’s pumping a cool 40%. Not bad for a coin nobody’s heard of. Maybe it’s time to ditch the DOGE and jump on the KDA train before it leaves the station.
- RSR (Reserve Rights)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
- Up 48%? Either RSR’s found the secret sauce or it’s the next pump-and-dump scheme. Either way, at this price, it’s cheaper than a cup of coffee. So why not throw a few pennies at it and see what happens? You might get lucky… or end up like our Reddit gambler.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $47.92: ⭐⭐
- ORDI is proving expensive to handle. Are you sure to bet your life savings or end up living under the bridges like my WSB mates?
- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.04: ⭐
- With a mere 6% pump and trading at just 0.04 USD, Jasmy’s sinking faster than MSTR on those $80 weeklies. What was the point of that post?
- ARKM (Arkham)
- $2.42: ⭐⭐⭐
- Arkham’s up 3%. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, at least it’s not down 99% like some of those other shitcoins. Buy it, forget about it, and maybe in 10 years, you’ll have enough to buy a pizza with BTC (unlike that other guy).
South Korea declared martial law?! No, not because of North Korea, but because their president’s throwing a tantrum over a corruption investigation. This sounds eerily similar to some of the crypto scams we see daily, only on a national scale. And speaking of scams, remember HitBTC? Apparently, they’ve perfected the art of “inactivity fees” - aka stealing your crypto. Is it any wonder why Korean markets tanked 6%? At least our boy is still buying EWY. Meanwhile, back in cryptoland, coins are pumping and dumping faster than… well, you get the idea.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+48% | 53% | 0.02 | 2.01B | 108 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
| 1 |  |
 |
+16% | 100% | 47.92 | 1.01B | 112 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 2 |  |
 |
+6% | 98% | 0.04 | 1.99B | 68 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 3 |  |
 |
+3% | 89% | 1.98 | 5.38B | 33 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 4 |  |
 |
81% | 0 | 3.97B | 51 | BONK | Bonk | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+22% | 0.02 | 287M | 278 | XVG | Verge | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+48% | 0.01 | 1.1B | 119 | AMP | Amp | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.07 | 358M | 238 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+43% | 0.04 | 722M | 239 | SUN | Sun [New] | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+11% | 3.94 | 7.06B | 42 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+17% | 96% | 0.03 | 425M | 199 | XYO | XYO |
| 11 |  |
 |
+3% | 22% | 2.42 | 2.42B | 164 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 12 |  |
 |
+6% | 0.64 | 762M | 188 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.02 | 850M | 124 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+8% | 6.68 | 1.73B | 106 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+32% | 99% | 0 | 182M | 356 | WIN | WINkLink |
| 16 |  |
 |
+9% | 7.15 | 465M | 187 | GAS | Gas | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+12% | 39% | 0.67 | 1.34B | 167 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 84% | 0.67 | 668M | 160 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 19 |  |
 |
+8% | 67% | 1.59 | 953M | 146 | CTC | Creditcoin |
| 20 |  |
 |
+6% | 41% | 0.78 | 785M | 258 | YGG | Yield Guild Games |
| 21 |  |
 |
+40% | 29% | 1.78 | 1.78B | 168 | KDA | Kadena |
| 22 |  |
 |
+1% | 1.44 | 402M | 231 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+1% | 84.21 | 227M | 312 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+4% | 5.19 | 2.88B | 88 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+12% | 90% | 0.38 | 377M | 247 | ONT | Ontology |
| 26 |  |
 |
44% | 1.56 | 3.27B | 90 | CORE | Core | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.42 | 472M | 229 | POLYX | Polymesh | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+11% | 0.01 | 241M | 304 | IOST | IOST |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market – a chaotic playground of dreams, scams, and questionable life choices. It’s a place where martial law is bullish, inactivity fees are a thing, and fortunes are made and lost in the blink of an eye. Buckle up, buttercup, because tomorrow’s another day… and another opportunity to lose all your money.