- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $96552.9: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s price is higher than my landlord’s expectations. If BTC was a boxer, it would be knocking out every other contender with a single punch. Even though some dude lost a fortune, it’s still the king, baby.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.42: ⭐⭐
- Dogecoin: The internet’s favorite joke coin. It’s like that one friend who crashes on your couch, eats all your food, but still makes you laugh. Someone just complained about losing 2000 DOGE on a shady exchange, which is probably equal to the loose change in his couch cushions.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $24.53: ⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink is trying to bridge the gap between blockchains and the real world, which is a noble goal. But the real question is, can it bridge the gap between my bank account and financial freedom?
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3716.23: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum: The Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman. It’s still a powerhouse, even though it lives in Bitcoin’s shadow. So, like, a Robin with a trust fund?
- TON (Toncoin)
- $7.18: ⭐⭐⭐
- Toncoin, the coin no one really understands but saw a significant price jump of 8%. Definitely, worth to check why. Perhaps it’s the dark horse of the crypto race? Maybe. Who knows? It might be the next Dogecoin, or it might go the way of that guy’s $1M on Reddit.
Remember that guy on Reddit who turned $1k into $1M then back to $20k? Yeah, he’s back. This time he’s yolo-ing his remaining $20k into PLTR 80c weeklies after losing most of his gains. Classic. Meanwhile, South Korea is having a mini-meltdown, martial law style, but hey, buy the dip, right? Oh, and Dogecoin…it exists. Still.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+1% | 94% | 96552.9 | 2.03T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+2% | 3716.23 | 448B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
+1% | 57% | 2.63 | 263B | 3 | XRP | XRP |
| 3 |  |
 |
+4% | 236.66 | 139B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 138B | 4 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
+18% | 763.7 | 110B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+1% | 0.42 | 61.9B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-2% | 77% | 1.23 | 55.3B | 8 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 40.2B | 9 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
+8% | 7.18 | 36.7B | 12 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+2% | 3714.93 | 36.6B | 10118 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+70% | 0.39 | 33.9B | 10119 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+71% | 0.39 | 33.7B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-3% | 60% | 0.51 | 25.7B | 14 | XLM | Stellar |
| 14 |  |
 |
-1% | 24.53 | 24.5B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+7% | 57% | 54.64 | 39.1B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 16 |  |
 |
+3% | 0 | 18B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+10% | 59.73 | 17.9B | 46 | OKB | OKB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+2% | 14.48 | 16.3B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.32 | 16.1B | 10198 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-6% | 76% | 0.32 | 16.1B | 17 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 21 |  |
 |
+8% | 7.9 | 15.5B | 33 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+2% | 10.06 | 15.3B | 16 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+9% | 15.28 | 15.3B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 24 |  |
 |
+1% | 96314.3 | 13.3B | 10121 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+8% | 577.98 | 11.4B | 18 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+2% | 29% | 2.6 | 11.2B | 51 | OP | Optimism |
| 27 |  |
 |
+5% | 1.11 | 11.1B | 36 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+2% | 89% | 132.12 | 11.1B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
The crypto market is like a chaotic symphony conducted by a caffeinated chimpanzee. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least it’s entertaining. So, buckle up, buttercup, and remember: never invest more than you can afford to lose on a drunken night in Vegas. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go buy a lottery ticket. Because logic.