- VEGA (Vega Protocol)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
- Vega Protocol - up 43%? Suspicious. Is this the crypto equivalent of a dead cat bounce? Reminds me of that Redditor who went from rags to riches to rags again. Vega, don’t be like that guy.
- YLD (Yield App)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Yield App, down 49%. Like that Redditor said, “If you really needed the money, then you didn’t waste anything.” Too soon? Always too soon in the crypto graveyard.
- STRAX (Stratis [Old])
- $0.08: ⭐⭐
- Stratis [Old] - not to be confused with Stratis [New], Stratis [Borrowed], or Stratis [Lost in the Couch Cushions]. 3% gains are cute, but hardly enough to impress anyone. Even Dogecoin is laughing.
- GF (GuildFi)
- $0.0: ⭐
- GuildFi, down 33%. Sounds like a gamer’s lament. Probably traded their life savings for a digital sword and now they’re back to instant ramen. At least they can relate to that other Redditor who lost all his coins to Hitbtc’s ‘inactivity fee’. Brutal.
Forget NVDA, the real action is in…well, nowhere. While one Redditor reminisces about their $70,000 NVDA position from 2002 that would now be worth $35 million if not for a pesky divorce (ouch!), the crypto market seems to be channeling its inner Icarus. Today’s low-cap coins are giving us major ‘1k to 1M back to 20k’ vibes (RIP, u/wsb_god). Seriously, folks, South Korea declaring martial law might be less volatile than some of these altcoins.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+3% | 0.08 | 0 | 3346 | STRAX | Stratis [Old] | |
| 1 |  |
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-1% | 0 | 41.8K | 2683 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 2 |  |
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79% | 0 | 99.1K | 2581 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol | |
| 3 |  |
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-5% | 0 | 137K | 2484 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 4 |  |
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+17% | 99% | 0 | 249K | 2368 | MARO | Maro |
| 5 |  |
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-49% | 88% | 0 | 327K | 2338 | YLD | Yield App |
| 6 |  |
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+118% | 0 | 423K | 2233 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 7 |  |
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+9% | 0 | 496K | 2194 | DREP | Drep [new] | |
| 8 |  |
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-5% | 14% | 0 | 530K | 2587 | PTS | Petals |
| 9 |  |
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+3% | 58% | 0 | 865K | 2189 | LYRA | Lyra |
| 10 |  |
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+11% | 0.01 | 1.15M | 1936 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 11 |  |
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+16% | 30% | 0.01 | 1.2M | 2282 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 12 |  |
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+43% | 0.02 | 1.38M | 1896 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 13 |  |
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97% | 0.01 | 1.47M | 1865 | WAIT | Hourglass | |
| 14 |  |
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-30% | 0 | 1.74M | 1812 | REV | Revain | |
| 15 |  |
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-4% | 49% | 0 | 2M | 1975 | STRM | StreamCoin |
| 16 |  |
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+25% | 0.01 | 2.21M | 1833 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 17 |  |
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-16% | 99% | 0 | 2.26M | 1732 | OOKI | Ooki Protocol |
| 18 |  |
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+1% | 69% | 0 | 3.21M | 1733 | TAMA | Tamadoge |
| 19 |  |
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-5% | 65% | 0 | 2.36M | 1848 | RFOX | RFOX |
| 20 |  |
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+5% | 87% | 0 | 2.76M | 1704 | DOCK | Dock |
| 21 |  |
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+2% | 54% | 0 | 2.46M | 1885 | SSG | SOMESING |
| 22 |  |
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-33% | 2% | 0 | 2.45M | 2594 | GF | GuildFi |
| 23 |  |
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-12% | 79% | 0 | 2.42M | 1776 | FOR | ForTube |
| 24 |  |
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59% | 0 | 4.85M | 1643 | QOM | Shiba Predator | |
| 25 |  |
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+1% | 0 | 2.98M | 2130 | THN | Throne | |
| 26 |  |
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36% | 0.99 | 8.44M | 1613 | VAI | Vai | |
| 27 |  |
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-5% | 90% | 0 | 3.16M | 1648 | BWO | Battle World |
| 28 |  |
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-12% | 89% | 0.04 | 3.54M | 1602 | WTC | Waltonchain |
So, there you have it. Another day, another crypto rollercoaster. Is this the beginning of the end? Probably not. But it’s definitely the end of the beginning (of something… probably bad). Remember, folks, diamond hands are for degenerates. Don’t be a regard. (Unless you’re into that sort of thing.)