- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- SHIB, still kicking around like that one sock in the dryer that never dries. Despite its massive supply and price fluctuations, folks are still holding on, maybe because of those Robinhood traders and their ‘Is this how it ends?’ sagas or maybe they’re just hoping to meme their way to a Lambo. I am thinking about that one Reddit guy who went from $1k to $1m to $20k. The dude’s still got $150k in his checking account which he apparently ‘does not intend’ on re-injecting… unless he does. That’s more volatile than SHIB’s price!
- QNT (Quant)
- $146.47: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Quant: Making steady gains while others are busy losing their shirts. At least someone is following the old adage of boring index funds. Probably too late for our Reddit friend, who, let’s be honest, totally deserves to be poor after that MSTR debacle.
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2)
- $96704.34: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- BTCB (Bitcoin BEP2): For when you want to experience the thrill of Bitcoin, but on the Binance Smart Chain. It’s like ordering a Big Mac at a fancy steakhouse.
South Korean stocks tanked 6% today because their president declared martial law after losing an election. Sounds bullish, right? Meanwhile, over in cryptoland, coins like SHIB and HBAR are making waves, or ripples, or whatever the kids call it these days. One guy on Reddit lost all his Doge on HitBTC because of ‘inactivity fees’. This market is as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler. But hey, at least it’s entertaining, kinda like watching Icarus’s flight path, but with less wax and more despair.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1.01 | 68.9M | 611 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1.01 | 498M | 178 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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+12% | 2.08 | 2.08B | 74 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 3 |  |
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+4% | 81% | 146.47 | 2.18B | 76 | QNT | Quant |
| 4 |  |
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+9% | 88% | 2392.74 | 2.41B | 63 | MKR | Maker |
| 5 |  |
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+16% | 200.71 | 3.7B | 41 | XMR | Monero | |
| 6 |  |
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+3% | 10.09 | 3.94B | 39 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 7 |  |
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1 | 5.37B | 30 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 8 |  |
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0.2 | 6.02B | 31 | CRO | Cronos | ||
| 9 |  |
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+6% | 93% | 0.07 | 6.1B | 28 | VET | VeChain |
| 10 |  |
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+10% | 54% | 1 | 6.23B | 48 | MNT | Mantle |
| 11 |  |
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+1% | 96704.3 | 6.31B | 10128 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 12 |  |
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0.72 | 7.18B | 84 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 13 |  |
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+7% | 71% | 36.21 | 7.63B | 29 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 14 |  |
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+3% | 14.53 | 7.65B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 15 |  |
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+1% | 7.39 | 9.04B | 22 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 16 |  |
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+8% | 9.56 | 9.42B | 23 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 17 |  |
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89% | 130.87 | 11B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 18 |  |
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+3% | 1.1 | 11B | 36 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 19 |  |
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+2% | 29% | 2.58 | 11.1B | 51 | OP | Optimism |
| 20 |  |
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+7% | 576.31 | 11.4B | 18 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 21 |  |
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+1% | 96443.9 | 13.3B | 10124 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 22 |  |
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+9% | 15.24 | 15.2B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 23 |  |
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+1% | 10.06 | 15.3B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
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+7% | 7.88 | 15.5B | 33 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 25 |  |
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-6% | 76% | 0.33 | 16.3B | 17 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 26 |  |
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+3% | 14.5 | 16.4B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 27 |  |
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-6% | 0.33 | 16.4B | 10200 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 28 |  |
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+4% | 0 | 18.1B | 13 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
The crypto market remains a chaotic blend of dreams, memes, and financial wreckage. It’s like a casino where the house always wins, except the house is run by a bunch of algorithms and the drinks are overpriced NFTs. Buckle up, buttercup, because tomorrow is another day in the digital Wild West.