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2024-12-05: Crypto Carnage

Red alert Crypto took a beating But hey at least Putins a fan Who can ban Bitcoin? Apparently nobody Except maybe your portfolio after this week

  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • SONM? More like ‘S-gone-M’. A 227% gain over seven days followed by a 56% drop in 24 hours? That’s a bigger swing than my grandma on a hammock. Classic pump and dump. Buckle up, buttercup, this ride’s gonna be bumpy.
  • VERI (Veritaseum)
    • $13.76: ⭐⭐
    • Veritaseum lost a third of its value in a day! Truth hurts, doesn’t it? This coin is about as stable as a Jenga tower built on a trampoline.
  • UNFI (Unifi Protocol DAO)
    • $0.88: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Up 60% for the week, then down 21% today. The Unifi rollercoaster is wilder than trying to understand Putin’s logic. Hold on tight, or just get off now, your choice.
  • XYO (XYO)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • XYO seems like it is following the market’s lead. But hey, at least it’s not Veritaseum. Baby steps, people.

It’s a bloodbath out there, folks. If your Uber driver is checking his crypto portfolio more than the GPS, it’s time to bail. Just like that CEO who got iced. Stock price went up. Meanwhile, Bitcoin continues its chaotic dance. Putin’s cheering it on, which, let’s be honest, isn’t exactly a ringing endorsement.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -56% 0 178K 2447 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
1 -33% 13.76 1.38B 6684 VERI Veritaseum
2 -21% 95% 0.88 8.8M 1284 UNFI Unifi Protocol DAO
3 -19% 96% 0.02 345M 253 XYO XYO
4 -20% 0.01 1.01B 127 AMP Amp
5 -21% 1 99.8M 713 SLND Save
6 -17% 28% 0.09 86.1M 925 AXEL AXEL
7 -16% 0.02 1.12M 1963 VEGA Vega Protocol
8 -15% 0.03 591M 270 SUN Sun [New]
9 -15% 22% 0 46M 1209 STC SaitaChain Coin
10 -14% 53% 0.02 1.84B 115 RSR Reserve Rights
11 -13% 0.53 535M 271 TRIBE Tribe
12 -15% 15% 0.01 18.6M 1639 AGLA Angola
13 -6% 64% 0.33 34.4M 947 QRL Quantum Resistant Ledger
14 -12% 99% 0.45 180M 353 SOLO Sologenic
15 -12% 0.24 3.05M 1634 RGT Rari Governance Token
16 -12% 2% 0 2.15M 2625 GF GuildFi
17 -12% 54% 0 17.2M 1244 FRA Fractal Network
18 -12% 76% 0.04 42.5M 844 XWC WhiteCoin
19 -12% 89% 0.03 3.14M 1670 WTC Waltonchain
20 -12% 99% 0 149M 407 WIN WINkLink
21 -11% 0.18 22.1M 951 SOUL Phantasma
22 -11% 0.04 32.4M 891 ASD ASD
23 -11% 0.34 334M 249 BORG SwissBorg
24 -11% 0.01 55.9M 722 KLV Klever Coin
25 -10% 0.01 56.7M 669 FUN FUNToken
26 -10% 0.01 18.2M 1110 IRIS IRISnet
27 -9% 99% 0.01 132M 442 CUDOS CUDOS
28 -9% 0.01 15.3M 1179 OPEN Open Custody Protocol

So, the crypto market’s down. Big surprise. Is anyone actually surprised? Remember kids, diamond hands are for cartoon characters. The rest of us need to know when to fold ’em. Maybe consider investing in bulletproof vests. You know, just in case.

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