- LINK (Chainlink)
- $23.86: ⭐⭐
- LINK, proving that not all heroes wear capes. Some just wear chains… of disappointment. That 32% 7-day change? More like a 32% chance of making your money back.
- XRP (XRP)
- $2.41: ⭐⭐⭐
- XRP, down 8%? Could be worse. Could be your Uber driver’s portfolio after he YOLO’d into memecoins. At least it had a 65% gain over 7 days… a beacon of hope in this desolate crypto landscape.
- WTRX (Wrapped TRON)
- $0.34: ⭐
- Wrapped TRON? More like trapped TRON. Down 13% in 24 hours, it’s going the way of that United Healthcare CEO’s stock options… straight down the drain!
- MKR (Maker)
- $2179.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Maker, defying the odds. While others are drowning in red ink, MKR is practically strutting its stuff with a respectable 18% 7-day gain. Is it the best investment among these dumpster-fire coins? Perhaps it is…
- BNB (BNB)
- $734.09: ⭐⭐⭐
- BNB, hanging in there like a stubborn meme stock. Down 5% in 24 hours, but hey, at least it’s not down double digits. A true survivor in this crypto Hunger Games.
Remember when Bitcoin hit $100k and we all thought the moon was next? Turns out, it was just a pitstop on the way back to Earth. Today’s 1B losers are a grim reminder that crypto is more volatile than a United Healthcare CEO’s life expectancy (RIP dude, thoughts and prayers…NOT!). Speaking of which, is getting assassinated now considered a “cost-saving measure” in corporate finance? Anyway, LINK is here to remind us that even in a bloodbath, some chains still link… to losses, apparently.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-13% | 0.34 | 29.3B | 10147 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-13% | 0.34 | 29B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-9% | 88% | 2179.14 | 2.19B | 70 | MKR | Maker |
| 3 |  |
 |
-8% | 57% | 2.41 | 241B | 3 | XRP | XRP |
| 4 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.3 | 15.2B | 10228 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-5% | 76% | 0.31 | 15.3B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 6 |  |
 |
-5% | 734.09 | 106B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-3% | 54% | 1.05 | 6.53B | 47 | MNT | Mantle |
| 8 |  |
 |
-4% | 60% | 0.49 | 24.5B | 16 | XLM | Stellar |
| 9 |  |
 |
-4% | 57.99 | 17.4B | 49 | OKB | OKB | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-3% | 9.82 | 3.84B | 41 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-3% | 9.22 | 9.09B | 24 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-2% | 57% | 52.52 | 37.6B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 13 |  |
 |
-2% | 14.29 | 7.52B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-2% | 6.91 | 35.3B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-2% | 14.14 | 16B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-1% | 81% | 146.58 | 2.18B | 75 | QNT | Quant |
| 17 |  |
 |
23.86 | 23.9B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 18 |  |
 |
-1% | 198.8 | 3.67B | 45 | XMR | Monero | |
| 19 |  |
 |
29% | 2.56 | 11B | 52 | OP | Optimism | |
| 20 |  |
 |
0.71 | 7.12B | 95 | MATIC | Polygon | ||
| 21 |  |
 |
77% | 1.22 | 54.9B | 8 | ADA | Cardano | |
| 22 |  |
 |
89% | 130.58 | 11B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin | |
| 23 |  |
 |
1.01 | 68.6M | 624 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 24 |  |
 |
1 | 40.5B | 9 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 31 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
1 | 138B | 4 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
1.01 | 499M | 182 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
71% | 36.83 | 7.76B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
So, is the crypto market crashing? Nah, it’s just undergoing a “correction.” A correction to zero, maybe. But hey, at least we’re all in this together, right? Misery loves company, and in the crypto world, there’s plenty of misery to go around. Time to HODL… or hide under a rock. Your choice.