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2024-12-05: Crypto Carnage Fully Diluted Market Cap Bloodbath 10M

Sharpen your pitchforks folks Cryptos fully diluted market cap took a 10M hit Whos next?

  • RGT (Rari Governance Token)
    • $0.24: ⭐⭐
    • Rari Governance Token… More like “Rarely Goes To the Moon” Token, am I right? It’s down -12%, but hey, at least it’s not SNM (-58%). Maybe consider putting your money in an S&P500 index fund instead. It might not be as exciting, but at least when someone gets “gunned down”, the stock generally doesn’t have the day it did for UHC.
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • SONM, down a whopping -58%! Looks like someone’s getting fired. Maybe they should apply to United Healthcare; they seem to have a vacancy. Too soon? Probably. But so is buying this coin.
  • MARO (Maro)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐
    • Down -13%? At least you’re not our Reddit friend who lost everything except $8,000. He’s got 8 more chances to become a millionaire, apparently. We’re not sure about MARO’s chances though.
  • VEGA (Vega Protocol)
    • $0.02: ⭐⭐
    • Vega Protocol, down -18%. Join the club, buddy. It’s a losers’ party here in Cryptoland. What do we have to drink? Oh, yeah…copious amounts of copium. Unless you’re PLAY token. They’re popping champagne.

Putin’s right! No one can ban Bitcoin! But can anyone make sense of these 10M fully diluted market cap cryptos? Some went up, some down… it’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck. Meanwhile, our Uber driver’s checking his portfolio more often than the GPS. Should we be worried? Oh, and apparently United Healthcare’s CEO got what many Redditors thought he deserved, or rather priced in, which, strangely, didn’t affect the stock price. So, when Bitcoin dips, it’s a crisis. But when a healthcare CEO gets taken out… bullish? Make it make sense!


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +5% 0.08 0 3377 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 +55% 0 64.9K 2653 PLAY Play Token
2 +5% 79% 0 105K 2584 DAWN Dawn Protocol
3 -7% 0 127K 2503 RFR Refereum
4 -58% 0 177K 2450 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
5 -13% 99% 0 214K 2413 MARO Maro
6 +40% 88% 0 459K 2257 YLD Yield App
7 0.01 500K 2199 DREP Drep [new]
8 +5% 14% 0 560K 2590 PTS Petals
9 -8% 30% 0.01 1.1M 2314 HSF Hillstone Finance
10 -18% 0.02 1.12M 1962 VEGA Vega Protocol
11 0.01 1.15M 1950 GRV Grove Coin
12 +4% 97% 0.02 1.53M 1869 WAIT Hourglass
13 0 1.74M 1828 REV Revain
14 49% 0 2.02M 1983 STRM StreamCoin
15 -12% 2% 0 2.15M 2625 GF GuildFi
16 69% 0 3.2M 1744 TAMA Tamadoge
17 +1% 99% 0 2.3M 1740 OOKI Ooki Protocol
18 -1% 87% 0 2.72M 1721 DOCK Dock
19 +9% 0.01 2.41M 1826 VTS Veritise
20 +1% 54% 0 2.49M 1901 SSG SOMESING
21 +6% 79% 0 2.68M 1758 FOR ForTube
22 0 2.96M 2150 THN Throne
23 -6% 89% 0.03 3.32M 1651 WTC Waltonchain
24 -12% 0.24 3.05M 1633 RGT Rari Governance Token
25 +6% 59% 0 5.15M 1631 QOM Shiba Predator
26 +34% 65% 0 3.23M 1765 RFOX RFOX
27 +2% 90% 0 3.24M 1649 BWO Battle World
28 -9% 100% 0 3.37M 1596 TABOO TABOO TOKEN

So, crypto’s still a thing. Some win, some lose. It’s a casino, but with more Greek letters and fewer free drinks. Just remember, when your Uber driver starts offering financial advice, it’s time to jump ship… or at least ask him to stop at Wendy’s on the way.

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