- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $100000.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s finally hit the six-figure mark! Remember all those naysayers? Yeah, me neither. Time to break out the champagne and toast to Satoshi – or maybe just buy more BTC before it moons again.
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- With a name like BONK and a price flirting with zero, this coin’s either going to the moon or to the crypto graveyard. Feeling lucky, punk? Maybe this is your chance to turn 8k into 8 million (according to some guy on WallStreetBets).
- RSR (Reserve Rights)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐⭐
- Down 7%? That’s barely a dip in the crypto wild west. Reserve Rights might be down, but it’s not out. Though if that Uber driver had it in his portfolio, I’d start praying.
- SNT (Status)
- $0.07: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Up 23%? Someone’s feeling bullish. Status is climbing the ranks faster than a social media influencer on a sugar rush. Just don’t ask that Uber driver what he thinks.
- FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
- $1.89: ⭐⭐⭐
- Artificial Superintelligence Alliance? Sounds like they should be fighting crime, not inflation. Down 4%? Maybe their AI needs a software update.
While some Uber drivers contemplate driving off bridges thanks to their portfolios (we’ve all been there, buddy), Bitcoin just hit a cool $100k. Putin’s chiming in with a ’nobody can ban Bitcoin’ – which, coming from him, almost makes you want to short it. Meanwhile, back in reality, our top 10M cryptos by volume are battling it out. Who will survive? Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen!
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-7% | 53% | 0.02 | 1.87B | 114 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
| 1 |  |
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+23% | 0.07 | 465M | 286 | SNT | Status | |
| 2 |  |
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-4% | 89% | 1.89 | 5.15B | 36 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 3 |  |
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-1% | 81% | 0 | 3.9B | 53 | BONK | Bonk |
| 4 |  |
 |
-3% | 100% | 46.3 | 972M | 117 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 5 |  |
 |
+6% | 98% | 0.04 | 2.11B | 65 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 6 |  |
 |
-9% | 0.01 | 1B | 129 | AMP | Amp | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.71 | 837M | 177 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+23% | 67% | 1.96 | 1.17B | 131 | CTC | Creditcoin |
| 9 |  |
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-3% | 0.02 | 276M | 282 | XVG | Verge | |
| 10 |  |
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0.07 | 358M | 239 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | ||
| 11 |  |
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-4% | 6.39 | 1.65B | 108 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 12 |  |
 |
1.45 | 405M | 232 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | ||
| 13 |  |
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-1% | 22% | 2.38 | 2.38B | 164 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 14 |  |
 |
+4% | 0.06 | 278M | 307 | WAXP | WAX | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 41% | 0.79 | 793M | 254 | YGG | Yield Guild Games |
| 16 |  |
 |
+6% | 89.9 | 243M | 306 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+4% | 44% | 1.63 | 3.41B | 87 | CORE | Core |
| 18 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.01 | 220M | 318 | SLP | Smooth Love Potion | |
| 19 |  |
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-8% | 0.02 | 776M | 132 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 20 |  |
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+1% | 32.72 | 387M | 233 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 21 |  |
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3.94 | 7.06B | 42 | OM | MANTRA | ||
| 22 |  |
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-16% | 0.03 | 604M | 271 | SUN | Sun [New] | |
| 23 |  |
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-7% | 39% | 0.62 | 1.24B | 182 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 24 |  |
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-3% | 84% | 0.64 | 644M | 163 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 25 |  |
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+3% | 0.77 | 143M | 416 | ARK | Ark | |
| 26 |  |
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-6% | 0.01 | 224M | 316 | IOST | IOST | |
| 27 |  |
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-16% | 99% | 0 | 152M | 404 | WIN | WINkLink |
| 28 |  |
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+1% | 66.99 | 581M | 241 | ILV | Illuvium |
So, the crypto market’s a mixed bag today. Some are popping champagne, others are checking their Robinhood accounts and taking live selfies to prove they’re still alive (thanks, RH). But hey, at least Putin approves of Bitcoin. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to check on that Uber driver and see if he’s made it to Wendy’s yet. Maybe we should invest.