- LINK (Chainlink)
- $23.27: ⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s hanging in there like a persistent rash. It’s not soaring, but hey, at least it’s not face-planting like that ‘Hawk Tuah’ thing. Maybe it’s plotting its revenge… or just linking another oracle to tell us the price of milk.
- MNT (Mantle)
- $1.14: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Mantle’s leading the 24h gainers? Someone get this coin a participation trophy. A 7% pump? That’s like bragging about winning a hot dog eating contest at a vegan festival. But hey, at least it’s not a rug pull, right?
- QNT (Quant)
- $139.9: ⭐⭐
- Quant had a 48% weekly gain and now it’s taking a nap. That’s like sprinting a marathon, then collapsing at the finish line. Next time, pace yourself, champ.
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $132.5: ⭐⭐⭐
- Litecoin, the OG altcoin. Still chugging along like that old Nokia phone in your drawer. It’s not flashy, but it’s reliable… ish. Maybe one day it’ll be cool again.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3868.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the king of the smart contracts, had a slight dip? That’s like LeBron James missing a free throw. Everyone freaks out, but he’s still LeBron. It’ll bounce back. Probably.
So, this Hawk Tuah Girl rug-pulled her crypto faster than a gecko sheds its tail. Some folks lost their life savings. Ouch. Meanwhile, this Bitcoin dude’s still flexing with his decade-old HODL, making everyone else look like they’re playing with Monopoly money. Oh, and Chainlink (LINK)? It’s here, doing its thing, probably linking up another DeFi disaster waiting to happen. It’s a jungle out there.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+7% | 54% | 1.14 | 7.12B | 40 | MNT | Mantle |
| 1 |  |
 |
+3% | 16.21 | 16.2B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 2 |  |
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+2% | 14.63 | 7.7B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 3 |  |
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+1% | 89% | 132.5 | 11.1B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 4 |  |
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+1% | 9.37 | 9.23B | 24 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 5 |  |
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7.71 | 9.44B | 22 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
198.61 | 3.66B | 45 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 7 |  |
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13.99 | 15.8B | 25 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 40.3B | 9 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 28 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
1 | 139B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
1.01 | 498M | 180 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 12 |  |
 |
1 | 68.5M | 619 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 13 |  |
 |
58.06 | 17.4B | 48 | OKB | OKB | ||
| 14 |  |
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29% | 2.55 | 11B | 54 | OP | Optimism | |
| 15 |  |
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1.13 | 11.3B | 37 | ARB | Arbitrum | ||
| 16 |  |
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235.93 | 139B | 5 | SOL | Solana | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
-1% | 88% | 2116.16 | 2.13B | 69 | MKR | Maker |
| 18 |  |
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-1% | 3868.65 | 466B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-1% | 9.7 | 3.79B | 43 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-1% | 2.15 | 2.15B | 68 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 21 |  |
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-1% | 3855.05 | 38B | 10171 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-2% | 23.27 | 23.3B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 57% | 51.17 | 36.6B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 24 |  |
 |
-2% | 716.18 | 103B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-2% | 7.74 | 15.2B | 36 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 26 |  |
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-2% | 6.72 | 34.4B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.43 | 62.8B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 81% | 139.9 | 2.08B | 78 | QNT | Quant |
Well, the crypto market’s about as predictable as a toddler’s tantrum. Up, down, sideways, who knows? Just remember, kids, don’t invest what you can’t afford to lose. Unless it’s on a meme coin. Then, by all means, YOLO.