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2024-12-06: Crypto Carnage 10M Market Meltdown

Another day another crypto rollercoaster But hey at least its not boring right?

  • LYRA (Lyra)
    • $0.0: ⭐⭐
    • Lyra went up like a rocket (290% in 7 days), but then crashed back to Earth faster than a SpaceX prototype (-50% in 24 hours). Talk about a volatile ride!
  • TORN (Tornado Cash)
    • $15.44: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Tornado Cash is still spinning, despite being down -13%. It’s probably the only thing going up in this market today other than my stress levels when i am looking at the portfolio.
  • GFI (Goldfinch)
    • $2.24: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Goldfinch is supposed to bring good luck, but a -8% drop isn’t exactly singing a sweet tune. Maybe they should stick to birdseed instead of blockchain.
  • BTRST (Braintrust)
    • $0.58: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Braintrust is up 44% over 7 days, proving that maybe, just maybe, there’s still some brainpower left in this market. Or maybe it’s just a dead cat bounce.

Remember Hawk Tuah Girl? She ‘Hawk’ed’ her way into a crypto scam, proving that not all birds are meant to fly high. Speaking of flying, some of these 10M cryptos are nosediving faster than a Bitcoin after Peter Schiff’s latest rant. It’s like watching a reality TV showdown, but with more zeros and less fake tans.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -50% 58% 0 3.13M 1813 LYRA Lyra
1 -44% 1.52 2.5B 588 MCT Metacraft
2 -30% 0 5.26M 1438 COVAL Circuits of Value
3 -28% 0.04 44M 1053 AVINOC AVINOC
4 -23% 0 18.3M 1816 NVIR NvirWorld
5 -20% 0.02 27.4M 894 MNGO Mango
6 -17% 100% 0 43M 766 KIN Kin
7 -17% 2% 0 1.77M 2653 GF GuildFi
8 -15% 33% 1.36 163M 682 SD Stader
9 -13% 15.44 154M 584 TORN Tornado Cash
10 -13% 8% 1.07 1.07B 551 COL Clash of Lilliput
11 -12% 0.06 60.1M 683 POLY Polymath
12 -12% 85% 0 92.1M 592 ETN Electroneum
13 -10% 30% 0 314M 534 SURE inSure DeFi
14 -10% 68% 1.24 26M 1040 DERO Dero
15 -10% 57% 0 5.06M 1657 EPX Ellipsis
16 -9% 30% 0.01 1M 2347 HSF Hillstone Finance
17 -9% 88% 0.09 17.9M 1083 BCD Bitcoin Diamond
18 -9% 67% 0.03 269M 366 XYM Symbol
19 -9% 15% 0.01 17.3M 1679 AGLA Angola
20 -9% 91% 0.01 673M 209 TEL Telcoin
21 -8% 0 63.1M 704 WAGMIGAMES WAGMI Games
22 -8% 0.05 47.4M 735 REN Ren
23 -8% 25% 2.24 256M 634 GFI Goldfinch
24 -8% 90% 0.39 3.93M 1587 RMRK RMRK
25 -8% 96% 0.58 145M 429 BTRST Braintrust
26 -7% 2.78 97.2M 1113 INDY Indigo Protocol
27 -7% 4903.33 49M 4571 CORE cVault.finance
28 -7% 29% 0.02 145M 763 LOCUS Locus Chain

So, there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto drama. Some win, some lose, and some just watch in bewildered amusement while their life savings dwindle away. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye… or their entire portfolio.

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