- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.43: ⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, still not dead! It’s like that cockroach in your apartment—you just can’t get rid of it. Down 2%, but hey, at least it’s not down 99% like $HAWK. Diamond hands, much wow. 🚀
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $23.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LINK, down a measly 1%. You know what else is down 1%? My enthusiasm for writing this blog post. Still, a solid project in a sea of memecoins and rugpulls. So, kudos to LINK for being slightly less disappointing than everything else. 👏
- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $98432.6: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, the OG crypto king, also took a hit, dropping by 4%. It’s like watching LeBron James miss a free throw—unexpected, but it happens. Don’t worry, Bitcoin maximalists, it’ll probably bounce back. It always does. 👑
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3881.72: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the silver medalist of the crypto world, remained flat at 0% change. Congrats, I guess? At least it’s providing comic relief during a depressing market dip. 🤷♂️
- XRP (XRP)
- $2.29: ⭐⭐⭐
- XRP, down 4%. In the grand scheme of crypto losses, this is barely a blip. It’s like getting a parking ticket—annoying, but not life-altering. Unless, of course, you put your life savings into it. Then, well, good luck with that. 🍀
Remember that time Hawk Tuah Girl rugged her investors? Well, the crypto market seems to be taking a page out of her playbook today. Most coins in the 1B group are down, making investors rethink their life choices (and maybe their choice of ‘investment advisors’). It’s a bloodbath out there, folks, but hey, at least we’re not buying $HAWK. So, there’s that. Also, Peter Schiff is probably somewhere right now saying ‘I told you so.’ 🤦♂️
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-10% | 93% | 0.06 | 5.63B | 33 | VET | VeChain |
| 1 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.28 | 14.1B | 10247 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-7% | 76% | 0.28 | 14.1B | 19 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 3 |  |
 |
-4% | 57% | 2.29 | 229B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 4 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.2 | 6.07B | 29 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.32 | 27.7B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.32 | 28B | 10164 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-4% | 60% | 0.47 | 23.5B | 16 | XLM | Stellar |
| 8 |  |
 |
-4% | 98331.8 | 6.42B | 10170 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | |
| 9 |  |
 |
-4% | 78% | 1.17 | 52.5B | 8 | ADA | Cardano |
| 10 |  |
 |
-4% | 81% | 140.5 | 2.09B | 78 | QNT | Quant |
| 11 |  |
 |
-4% | 98040.6 | 13.4B | 10166 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-4% | 94% | 98432.6 | 2.07T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 13 |  |
 |
-3% | 10.32 | 15.8B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.69 | 6.85B | 100 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-3% | 71% | 35.7 | 7.52B | 32 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 16 |  |
 |
-2% | 0 | 17.9B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-2% | 94% | 590.73 | 12.4B | 18 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 18 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.43 | 63.4B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-2% | 7.85 | 15.4B | 36 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 6.76 | 34.6B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-2% | 719.41 | 104B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-1% | 88% | 2138.39 | 2.15B | 69 | MKR | Maker |
| 23 |  |
 |
-1% | 57% | 51.86 | 37.1B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 24 |  |
 |
-1% | 23.57 | 23.6B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 25 |  |
 |
3881.72 | 468B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
3880.84 | 38.2B | 10163 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
14.06 | 15.9B | 25 | APT | Aptos | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
236.42 | 139B | 5 | SOL | Solana |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is a dumpster fire today. But hey, at least it’s entertaining. Remember, kids, don’t invest more than you can afford to lose (or more than you’d spend on a Hawk Tuah Girl-endorsed shitcoin). Until next time, may your portfolios be green and your memes be dank. 😎