- DAWN (Dawn Protocol)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- DAWN Protocol - more like ‘yawn’ protocol, amirite? A 247% pump in 24 hours? Sounds like a desperate attempt to escape the meme coin graveyard. Still, points for effort…I guess?
- STC (SaitaChain Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- SaitaChain Coin - the name screams ‘shitcoin,’ but a 269% 7-day change has me intrigued. Is this a real project or just another pump-and-dump scheme? Time will tell. Consider this the crypto equivalent of that one weird contestant who actually goes far on a reality show.
- SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
- $0.00: ⭐
- SONM? More like ‘gone,’ am I right? A 275% gain in a week? Looks like another case of ’too good to be true.’ I bet those who put life savings into the Hawk Tuah are checking this out, with zero dollars left.
- KEEP (Keep Network)
- $0.24: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Keep Network - not as flashy as the meme coins, but a respectable 59% gain over 7 days. This is the grown-up at the kids’ table, quietly making money while the toddlers throw food. Way more likely to retire by 2030 than the average Hawk Tuah investor.
- AGLD (Adventure Gold)
- $1.63: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Adventure Gold? Sign me up! This coin’s name alone deserves a 5-star rating. A 13% 24-hour gain? Not bad. Not bad at all. I bet this guy who became a millionaire from bitcoin owns some AGLD. Solid regard position.
Speaking of rug pulls, remember that ‘blowjob girl cryptocurrency’? Turns out, $HAWK took flight, leaving investors with lighter wallets than Peter Schiff after betting against Bitcoin. Some folks lost their life savings, proving that not all ‘diamond hands’ shine equally. Meanwhile, Bitcoin just keeps chugging along, laughing at Peter’s aging tweets while making new all-time highs (priced in gold, even!). Isaac Miller, the bitcoin legend, is probably sipping champagne while his ‘I told you so’ video goes viral again.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+247% | 79% | 0 | 371K | 2355 | DAWN | Dawn Protocol |
| 1 |  |
 |
+212% | 22% | 0 | 144M | 849 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 2 |  |
 |
+194% | 0 | 522K | 2192 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+31% | 0.24 | 242M | 374 | KEEP | Keep Network | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+31% | 3.07 | 133M | 443 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+31% | 0.02 | 1.48M | 1892 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+31% | 0.01 | 3.33M | 1719 | VTS | Veritise | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+27% | 84% | 0.83 | 832M | 144 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 8 |  |
 |
+23% | 0.01 | 69.1M | 656 | KLV | Klever Coin | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+20% | 98% | 0.05 | 2.6B | 60 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 10 |  |
 |
+20% | 98% | 623.25 | 24.5M | 934 | YFII | DFI.Money |
| 11 |  |
 |
+18% | 79% | 0.06 | 59.8M | 739 | FIO | FIO Protocol |
| 12 |  |
 |
+18% | 68% | 2.23 | 1.34B | 125 | CTC | Creditcoin |
| 13 |  |
 |
+17% | 0.01 | 7.9M | 1817 | DG | Decentral Games | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+16% | 41% | 0.01 | 143M | 662 | TARA | Taraxa |
| 15 |  |
 |
+15% | 99% | 0 | 251K | 2389 | MARO | Maro |
| 16 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.01 | 21.5M | 1073 | IRIS | IRISnet | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+15% | 74% | 0 | 14.2M | 1205 | BAX | BABB |
| 18 |  |
 |
+13% | 96% | 1.63 | 130M | 460 | AGLD | Adventure Gold |
| 19 |  |
 |
+13% | 1.53 | 35.7M | 1048 | GET | GET Protocol | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+13% | 1.49 | 244M | 774 | AMPL | Ampleforth | |
| 21 |  |
 |
+13% | 0.09 | 90.1M | 548 | CLV | CLV | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+13% | 77% | 0.01 | 12.6M | 1232 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 23 |  |
 |
+13% | 93% | 0.16 | 16.3M | 1094 | RVF | RocketX exchange |
| 24 |  |
 |
+12% | 0 | 144K | 2494 | RFR | Refereum | |
| 25 |  |
 |
+12% | 1.23 | 123M | 652 | SLND | Save | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+12% | 99% | 0.01 | 134M | 445 | CUDOS | CUDOS |
| 27 |  |
 |
+12% | 0.01 | 11.4M | 1189 | TSUKA | Dejitaru Tsuka | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+12% | 8.51 | 122M | 486 | ZANO | Zano |
The crypto market is like a box of chocolates—you never know what you’re gonna get, but there’s a high chance it’s a turd wrapped in foil. Still, it’s more entertaining than watching Peter Schiff cry about Bitcoin. So, HODL on tight, kids, and remember: the only thing certain in crypto is uncertainty (and memes). Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go leverage my life savings on a meme coin. Wish me luck.