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2024-12-06: Crypto Mania 10M-Sized Shenanigans

Buckle up buttercup The crypto rollercoaster is wilder than a Schiffs Bitcoin prediction

  • JASMY (JasmyCoin)
    • $0.05: ⭐⭐
    • JasmyCoin – still hanging around, despite a 21% surge. That’s like winning a hot dog eating contest after already having indigestion. Is this a dead cat bounce, or the start of something… less dead? Place your bets, folks.
  • CTC (Creditcoin)
    • $2.24: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Creditcoin up 14%. Not quite Hawk Tuah levels of chaos, but enough to make you question whether you left the stove on. At least it’s better than putting your life savings into a blowjob-themed meme coin, right? Also, this coin is still in the same house, truly HODLs. Either this guy has millions in a wallet or zero 😂 but him being that excited for bitcoin in 2013 makes me believe he’s doing fine lol
  • FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
    • $2.09: ⭐⭐⭐
    • FET, AKA Artificial Superintelligence Alliance, gained 10%. Because who needs common sense when you have Artificial Superintelligence? Just don’t ask it to pick your crypto portfolio. Or your life partner.
  • BONK (Bonk)
    • $0.0: ⭐
    • Bonk. The name says it all. A 2% gain? In this market? That’s like celebrating a participation trophy in a rigged game. Time to accept defeat and invest in a real asset. Perhaps a vintage Beanie Baby collection? Screenname

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  • LUNA (Terra)
    • $0.76: ⭐⭐
    • LUNA - Oh, LUNA, you’re back from the dead? Up 7%? That’s like a zombie winning a beauty pageant. Impressive, but still slightly disturbing. Plot twist he owns 0

Remember Hawk Tuah Girl? Our Reddit feed is ablaze with tales of decimated life savings thanks to her crypto escapade. While she’s busy speedrunning the path from spring factory worker to potential jailbird, some folks are learning the hard way that ‘Hawkanomics’ doesn’t quite translate to ‘sound financial planning’. It’s a jungle out there, and today’s trending cryptos are no exception. Let’s dive into the 10M group – where the stakes are high, the rug pulls are frequent, and the memes are… well, they’re something else.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 +21% 98% 0.05 2.56B 60 JASMY JasmyCoin
1 +14% 68% 2.24 1.34B 125 CTC Creditcoin
2 +10% 89% 2.09 5.68B 35 FET Artificial Superintelligence Alliance
3 +2% 81% 0 4.02B 52 BONK Bonk
4 +29% 84% 0.84 835M 144 ZRX 0x Protocol
5 +2% 100% 47.71 1B 117 ORDI ORDI
6 -5% 53% 0.02 1.77B 120 RSR Reserve Rights
7 +10% 22% 2.63 2.63B 160 ARKM Arkham
8 +7% 0.76 899M 172 LUNA Terra
9 +10% 39% 0.69 1.37B 170 ID SPACE ID
10 +3% 0.07 370M 242 PEOPLE ConstitutionDAO
11 +9% 0.01 1.09B 126 AMP Amp
12 +6% 6.79 1.75B 111 PENDLE Pendle
13 +4% 0.02 288M 278 XVG Verge
14 +12% 0.09 89.2M 550 CLV CLV
15 +7% 1.57 437M 230 SUSHI SushiSwap
16 +3% 41% 0.82 821M 252 YGG Yield Guild Games
17 -4% 0.07 446M 301 SNT Status
18 +16% 96% 1.64 132M 455 AGLD Adventure Gold
19 5 2.78B 93 RAY Raydium
20 +2% 0.02 793M 134 CKB Nervos Network
21 +4% 93.59 253M 310 TRB Tellor
22 -2% 44% 1.59 3.34B 91 CORE Core
23 -3% 94% 0.06 602M 166 IOTX IoTeX
24 +3% 4.09 7.33B 42 OM MANTRA
25 +4% 0.03 632M 270 SUN Sun [New]
26 +5% 34.55 409M 234 SSV ssv.network
27 +3% 79% 0.08 562M 197 SKL SKALE
28 +4% 0.12 134M 444 ACA Acala Token

The crypto market is a beautiful disaster. A chaotic ballet of dreams and memes. It’s where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say ‘rug pull’. So, hold onto your hats, kids. It’s gonna be a bumpy – and hilarious – ride. Remember, it’s not about the destination; it’s about the memes you make along the way. Right on the mark!

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