- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $98148.9: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s taking a breather after its marathon to $100k, still flexing on gold though. Not bad for something that was supposed to be worthless.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $23.82: ⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s steady climb is like watching paint dry, but in a good way? It’s not flashy, but it’s not rug-pulling anyone either. Yet.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.44: ⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the OG meme coin, is still barking, but the bite isn’t quite there. It’s like the crypto equivalent of a participation trophy.
- SHIB (Shiba Inu)
- $0.0: ⭐
- Shiba Inu, trying to follow in Doge’s paw prints, seems to have gotten lost in the tall grass of the crypto market. Woof.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3894.27: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman, is holding steady, plotting its next move. Will it be a heroic leap or a face-plant into a utility pole?
Remember that time Peter Schiff said Bitcoin would never hit $1000? Well, it’s over $98k and it seems he’s ready to update his prediction to $1,000,000 now, almost admitting the possibility. LOL. Meanwhile, Chainlink (LINK) is quietly climbing, proving that not all crypto is a meme-fueled dumpster fire, although… you know…
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-4% | 94% | 98148.9 | 2.06T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin |
| 1 |  |
 |
3894.27 | 469B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
-1% | 57% | 2.33 | 233B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 3 |  |
 |
+1% | 239.14 | 141B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 139B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
725.72 | 105B | 6 | BNB | BNB | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.44 | 64.2B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-1% | 78% | 1.19 | 53.6B | 8 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 40.3B | 9 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
3892.32 | 38.3B | 10156 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | ||
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 6.85 | 35.1B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.33 | 28.5B | 10157 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-1% | 0.33 | 28.2B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-3% | 60% | 0.48 | 24B | 16 | XLM | Stellar |
| 14 |  |
 |
23.82 | 23.8B | 15 | LINK | Chainlink | ||
| 15 |  |
 |
+1% | 57% | 52.81 | 37.8B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 16 |  |
 |
-2% | 0 | 18.2B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+3% | 59.15 | 17.7B | 49 | OKB | OKB | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+1% | 14.35 | 16.2B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+5% | 16.19 | 16.2B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-1% | 10.51 | 16B | 14 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-2% | 7.93 | 15.5B | 36 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-2% | 76% | 0.29 | 14.5B | 19 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 23 |  |
 |
-2% | 0.29 | 14.5B | 10240 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-4% | 97777.6 | 13.4B | 10159 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-3% | 94% | 595.91 | 12.5B | 18 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 26 |  |
 |
+2% | 1.15 | 11.5B | 37 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 27 |  |
 |
+5% | 89% | 135.43 | 11.4B | 20 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 28 |  |
 |
+2% | 29% | 2.63 | 11.3B | 53 | OP | Optimism |
The crypto market is like a reality TV show: full of drama, inflated egos, and questionable decisions. Some are making bank, others are losing their life savings on coins named after memes. So, the usual. Tune in next week for another episode of Crypto Chaos!