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2024-12-09: Crypto Carnage 1B Market Takes a Dive

Red alert Cryptocurrencies are tanking faster than Jake Pauls reputation after that Hawk Tuah girl rug pull Buckle up its a bumpy ride

  • VET (VeChain)
    • $0.06: ⭐⭐⭐
    • VeChain, down 8% in 24 hours? More like VeCareful where you put your money. Still, a 28% 7-day gain offers a glimmer of hope…or is it just another head-fake in this crypto casino?
  • QNT (Quant)
    • $148.96: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
    • Quant’s 32% 7-day surge is making it the prom king of the week, but today’s 7% dip proves even royalty isn’t immune to crypto’s mood swings. Is this a buying opportunity or the beginning of the end? Place your bets, folks!
  • SOL (Solana)
    • $227.40: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Solana, down 2% today, proving that even the fastest blockchain can’t outrun a bear market. Remember when SOL was the next big thing? Good times. Now, it’s just another coin praying for a bull run miracle.

While the Cardano Foundation scrambles to deal with a Twitter hack (ADA down a mere 1%, LOL), the broader crypto market is feeling the chill. Even Bitcoin maxis are selling their Lambos (allegedly), chanting ‘Bitcoin is forever’ as they hitchhike into the sunset. Meanwhile, China’s auto dominance looms large, making everyone wonder if Tesla’s future is as bright as a Chinese-made EV’s headlights.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -8% 93% 0.06 5.28B 33 VET VeChain
1 -7% 81% 148.96 2.22B 71 QNT Quant
2 -6% 9.55 14.6B 15 DOT Polkadot
3 -6% 7.14 14B 38 FIL Filecoin
4 -6% 0.19 5.55B 34 CRO Cronos
5 -5% 1.07 10.7B 37 ARB Arbitrum
6 -5% 0.64 6.43B 101 MATIC Polygon
7 -5% 0.31 15.4B 10215 WHBAR Wrapped HBAR
8 -5% 9.34 3.65B 45 ATOM Cosmos
9 -5% 76% 0.31 15.4B 18 HBAR Hedera
10 -5% 0.3 25.5B 10 TRX TRON
11 -4% 89% 124.26 10.4B 22 LTC Litecoin
12 -4% 78% 1.12 50.6B 9 ADA Cardano
13 -4% 60% 0.45 22.7B 16 XLM Stellar
14 -4% 13.47 15.2B 25 APT Aptos
15 -4% 29% 2.48 10.7B 53 OP Optimism
16 -4% 13.5 7.11B 26 ICP Internet Computer
17 -4% 71% 34.44 7.26B 30 ETC Ethereum Classic
18 -4% 57% 2.4 240B 4 XRP XRP
19 -4% 0 17.8B 12 SHIB Shiba Inu
20 -3% 7.2 8.82B 23 NEAR NEAR Protocol
21 -3% 0.3 26.2B 10134 WTRX Wrapped TRON
22 -3% 2.02 2.02B 70 LDO Lido DAO
23 -3% 0.43 63.8B 7 DOGE Dogecoin
24 -3% 6.46 33.1B 13 TON Toncoin
25 -2% 17.48 17.5B 21 UNI Uniswap
26 -2% 227.4 134B 5 SOL Solana
27 -2% 56.83 17B 50 OKB OKB
28 -2% 54% 1.16 7.22B 40 MNT Mantle

The crypto market is a rollercoaster, and today, we’re heading straight down. Hold on tight, or just sell everything and buy a Chinese-made EV. At least those are actually going up in value. (For now.)

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