- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $98637.70: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin is like that one friend who always insists on being the designated driver, even though they’re secretly hoping someone spikes the punch. It’s up, but its dominance is as questionable as a Cardano admin’s password management.
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.44: ⭐⭐⭐
- Dogecoin continues its reign as the king of the meme coins. It’s down, but let’s be real, this coin’s more about vibes than value. Buy the dip, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $25.22: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s showing some signs of life, up a healthy chunk this week. Is this a bull trap or the start of something big? Tune in next week for another episode of Crypto Chaos.
- XMR (Monero)
- $198.81: ⭐⭐
- Monero, the privacy coin of choice for people who probably shouldn’t be buying privacy coins. Up this week, but nobody knows why. Probably best not to ask.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3882.26: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum is trying to hold on, but the hangover from the merge is real.
China’s car dominance is making waves, but the crypto world’s got its own drama brewing. While Amazon shareholders are eyeing Bitcoin like a Christmas present (good luck with that stocking stuffer!), Cardano’s getting hacked faster than a Jake Paul rug pull. Speaking of rug pulls, remember Hawk Tuah girl? Ouch. Amidst all this chaos, Dogecoin’s chilling like a penguin on an iceberg, while Bitcoin maximalists are sporting their merch like a bullseye on their back.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1.03 | 509M | 172 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1 | 40.9B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 2 |  |
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1 | 5.36B | 29 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 3 |  |
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1 | 141B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 615 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 5 |  |
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198.81 | 3.67B | 45 | XMR | Monero | ||
| 6 |  |
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94% | 98637.7 | 2.07T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 7 |  |
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98319.7 | 13.4B | 10126 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 8 |  |
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98566.2 | 6.44B | 10130 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 9 |  |
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-1% | 9.36 | 9.22B | 24 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 10 |  |
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-1% | 57% | 50.23 | 35.9B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 11 |  |
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-2% | 3882.26 | 468B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 12 |  |
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-2% | 3876.09 | 38.1B | 10123 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 13 |  |
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-2% | 94% | 601.55 | 12.6B | 18 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 14 |  |
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-2% | 720.52 | 104B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 15 |  |
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-2% | 25.22 | 25.2B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 16 |  |
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-3% | 56.84 | 17.1B | 49 | OKB | OKB | |
| 17 |  |
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-3% | 88% | 2068.53 | 2.08B | 68 | MKR | Maker |
| 18 |  |
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-3% | 227.65 | 134B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 19 |  |
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-3% | 0.3 | 26.2B | 10124 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 20 |  |
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-3% | 6.49 | 33.2B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 21 |  |
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-4% | 0.3 | 25.7B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 22 |  |
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-4% | 0.44 | 64.1B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 23 |  |
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-4% | 2.04 | 2.04B | 70 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 24 |  |
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-4% | 7.23 | 8.85B | 23 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 25 |  |
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-4% | 54% | 1.15 | 7.18B | 41 | MNT | Mantle |
| 26 |  |
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-4% | 71% | 34.71 | 7.31B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 27 |  |
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-4% | 57% | 2.41 | 241B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 28 |  |
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-5% | 0 | 17.8B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu |
Overall, the crypto market is like a reality TV show – full of drama, questionable decisions, and the occasional surprise success story. Will Bitcoin moon? Will Dogecoin become the world’s reserve currency? Probably not. But hey, at least it’s entertaining. Don’t forget to diversify, kids, or you’ll end up crying in your Lambo (or, more likely, your Honda Civic).