- BUSD (BUSD)
- $1.0: ⭐⭐
- Stablecoins, the supposed safe haven… yeah, right. BUSD is clinging to its peg like a koala to a eucalyptus tree in a bushfire. With all the regulatory drama around stablecoins, it’s anyone’s guess how long this charade will last. As one Redditor quipped, ‘What a great way to get robbed lmao.’
- MKR (Maker)
- $2072.33: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- MKR is like that one kid in class who always gets their homework done early – dependable, maybe a little boring. It’s taken a 3% hit in the last 24 hours, but hey, who’s counting? In the grand scheme of crypto chaos, that’s practically a win.
- XMR (Monero)
- $200.94: ⭐⭐⭐
- Monero, the privacy coin for people who have something to hide (or just value their privacy, we’re not judging). It’s up 1% - congrats to all the shadowy figures lurking in the dark corners of the internet. Just remember, no Bitcoin merch or you’ll become a target. One insightful Redditor said it best: ‘On the back is a huge target’.
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $604.78: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin Cash, the rebellious cousin of Bitcoin, refuses to play by the rules. It’s flat today, neither winning nor losing, like a contestant on a reality TV show who’s just there for the free food and drama.
- LTC (Litecoin)
- $125.43: ⭐⭐
- Litecoin, once the silver to Bitcoin’s gold, is now more like the tarnished cutlery you find in the back of your grandma’s drawer. It’s down 4%, probably because no one remembers it exists.
China’s meteoric rise as the #1 car exporter has everyone shaking in their boots, except maybe those savvy Redditors who saw it coming. Detroit, Germany, even Elon - they’re all feeling the heat. Meanwhile, in cryptoland, it’s a similar story of disruption. Our 1B group is looking like a used car lot after a hailstorm, with fully diluted market caps taking a beating. Is this the beginning of the end, or just another Tuesday in the wild west of digital assets? One Redditor wisely commented, ‘The car is temporary - Bitcoin is forever.’ So, while traditional industries crumble, perhaps Bitcoin will be the last one standing, like a cockroach in a nuclear apocalypse.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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1 | 68.3M | 619 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 1 |  |
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1.03 | 508M | 177 | TUSD | TrueUSD | ||
| 2 |  |
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-3% | 88% | 2072.33 | 2.08B | 68 | MKR | Maker |
| 3 |  |
 |
-4% | 2.03 | 2.03B | 71 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-6% | 81% | 152.5 | 2.27B | 69 | QNT | Quant |
| 5 |  |
 |
-5% | 9.44 | 3.69B | 45 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+1% | 200.94 | 3.71B | 44 | XMR | Monero | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-7% | 93% | 0.06 | 5.33B | 33 | VET | VeChain |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 5.36B | 29 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.19 | 5.66B | 31 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 10 |  |
 |
99172 | 6.48B | 10134 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 11 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.65 | 6.48B | 100 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-5% | 13.59 | 7.16B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-2% | 54% | 1.17 | 7.29B | 40 | MNT | Mantle |
| 14 |  |
 |
-4% | 71% | 34.79 | 7.33B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 15 |  |
 |
-5% | 7.23 | 8.85B | 23 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-2% | 9.31 | 9.17B | 24 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-4% | 89% | 125.43 | 10.5B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 18 |  |
 |
-5% | 29% | 2.5 | 10.8B | 53 | OP | Optimism |
| 19 |  |
 |
-6% | 1.08 | 10.8B | 37 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 20 |  |
 |
94% | 604.78 | 12.7B | 17 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash | |
| 21 |  |
 |
98841.5 | 13.5B | 10130 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 22 |  |
 |
-6% | 7.21 | 14.1B | 38 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-7% | 9.63 | 14.7B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-5% | 13.56 | 15.3B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-6% | 76% | 0.31 | 15.3B | 19 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 26 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.31 | 15.4B | 10209 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-2% | 57.73 | 17.3B | 48 | OKB | OKB | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 17.43 | 17.4B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap |
The crypto market is like a middle school dance – awkward, unpredictable, and full of people who don’t know what they’re doing. Some coins are skyrocketing, others are plummeting, and most are just shuffling around aimlessly. So, is it time to panic sell? Probably. Or maybe just buy more Bitcoin. Who knows? It’s all a gamble, and the house always wins (unless the house is Cardano, whose X account apparently got hacked. Even hackers can’t catch a break these days). As one Redditor eloquently stated about a failing meme coin, ‘Mistakes were made’.