- STC (SaitaChain Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐
- SaitaChain Coin (STC) - up 489%? Either a miracle or a pump-and-dump scheme waiting to happen. Reminds me of that time I bought a ‘guaranteed authentic’ Rolex on a street corner. Lasted about as long as my hopes of getting rich quick. And about as real.
- MULTI (Multichain)
- $0.25: ⭐⭐
- Multichain (MULTI) - 103% gain in a week? Not bad, but still less impressive than my ability to binge-watch an entire season of “Real Housewives” in one sitting.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- Baby Doge Coin - this one’s up 14%. Cute name, but I’m still not convinced it’s not a rug pull waiting to happen. Kinda like those ’limited edition’ Beanie Babies my mom swore would be worth a fortune someday.
- GFT (Gifto)
- $0.00: ⭐
- Gifto (GFT) - down 37% this week? Ouch. That’s gotta hurt more than accidentally liking your ex’s Instagram post from 2018. Time to hodl your breath on this one.
- VGX (VGX Token)
- $0.02: ⭐⭐
- VGX Token (VGX) - up 109% in a week? Someone must have spiked the eggnog. Let’s see if this rally lasts longer than my New Year’s resolutions.
China’s car dominance has everyone talking, even on WallStreetBets. But while they’re busy debating BYD and NIO, the crypto market is having its own drama. Some coins are mooning like Jake Paul’s meme coin (before it crashed, of course), while others are sinking faster than Cardano’s hacked reputation. Speaking of hacks, did you hear about Cardano’s X account getting hijacked? Maybe they should’ve invested in a hardware wallet, like the Bitcoin maximalists suggest (a hardware wallet? How about burying a hard drive in a landfill? Old but gold, eh?). Talk about irony, huh?
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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+489% | 22% | 0 | 32M | 1366 | STC | SaitaChain Coin |
| 1 |  |
 |
+103% | 14% | 0.25 | 25.4M | 1580 | MULTI | Multichain |
| 2 |  |
 |
+102% | 0 | 8.92M | 1280 | GFT | Gifto | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+73% | 0.02 | 9.12M | 1306 | VGX | VGX Token | |
| 4 |  |
 |
+56% | 0.1 | 98.4M | 585 | IDEX | IDEX | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+42% | 0.05 | 3.18M | 1655 | VEGA | Vega Protocol | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+29% | 2.5 | 694M | 146 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 7 |  |
 |
+28% | 50% | 0.42 | 41.6M | 989 | STT | Statter Network |
| 8 |  |
 |
+26% | 19.01 | 1.9B | 6114 | VERI | Veritaseum | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+25% | 9% | 2.88 | 2.88B | 299 | ALPH | Alephium |
| 10 |  |
 |
+24% | 0.09 | 263M | 307 | DAG | Constellation | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+20% | 0.06 | 46.8M | 803 | ASD | ASD | |
| 12 |  |
 |
+19% | 30% | 0.01 | 1.13M | 2328 | HSF | Hillstone Finance |
| 13 |  |
 |
+17% | 0.42 | 209M | 337 | HIVE | Hive | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+17% | 99% | 26.05 | 69.5M | 617 | MLN | Enzyme |
| 15 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.05 | 63.7M | 932 | XCHNG | Chainge | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.07 | 72.3M | 634 | POLY | Polymath | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+15% | 100% | 0 | 48.9M | 736 | KIN | Kin |
| 18 |  |
 |
+15% | 0.02 | 19.1M | 1109 | OPEN | Open Custody Protocol | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+14% | 0 | 978M | 134 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+14% | 97% | 0.02 | 1.82M | 1838 | WAIT | Hourglass |
| 21 |  |
 |
+12% | 99% | 0.03 | 57M | 687 | NCT | PolySwarm |
| 22 |  |
 |
+12% | 3.55 | 70.6M | 937 | PSG | Paris Saint-Germain Fan Token | |
| 23 |  |
 |
+12% | 31% | 0.35 | 460M | 421 | MLK | MiL.k |
| 24 |  |
 |
+11% | 79% | 0 | 2.78M | 1770 | FOR | ForTube |
| 25 |  |
 |
+10% | 0.03 | 37M | 824 | MNGO | Mango | |
| 26 |  |
 |
+9% | 61% | 0.14 | 70.5M | 778 | PRQ | PARSIQ |
| 27 |  |
 |
+9% | 0.09 | 9.39M | 1279 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 28 |  |
 |
+9% | 54% | 0.02 | 197M | 504 | TLM | Alien Worlds |
So, there you have it, folks. The crypto market is a wild ride, full of ups and downs, rug pulls and meme coins. It’s like a casino where the house always wins, except the house is run by a bunch of anonymous degens with diamond hands. Invest at your own risk (or, you know, just buy Bitcoin, like that guy with the pizza regrets).