- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $99702.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin, still king of the hill. It’s like that one contestant on a reality show that everyone hates but keeps winning. Just try and knock it off already… we all know you can’t.
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3925.65: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum is the Robin to Bitcoin’s Batman. Good sidekick. Always steps up when needed. It might need to start pulling more weight in the fight against inflation. Or not. Who cares? (I care, I have a bag.)
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $26.26: ⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink’s defying the Paul brothers’ meme coin curse. It’s like that contestant everyone thought was going home but is actually kind of killing it. Keep an eye on this one… or don’t. Whatever.
- ADA (Cardano)
- $1.16: ⭐⭐
- Cardano: Even hackers can’t make it move. It’s like the furniture on a reality show – it’s just… there. Doesn’t do much, but hey, at least you can stake it
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.45: ⭐
- Dogecoin, still dodging relevance. It’s like the contestant that got voted off first but keeps coming back for the reunion shows. Honestly, someone get Elon on the phone and tell him to get a new bit.
China’s car dominance has everyone shook! But hey, at least Bitcoin’s market cap is bigger than their entire car export revenue… for now. Speaking of big, Chainlink (LINK) is up today, which is less disastrous than Jake Paul’s latest meme coin escapade. Remember, kids: The car is temporary, Bitcoin is forever… unless it’s on a hard drive in a landfill. Then it’s just garbage. Like most altcoins.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
94% | 99702.6 | 2.09T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-1% | 3925.65 | 473B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-4% | 57% | 2.45 | 245B | 3 | XRP | XRP |
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 141B | 4 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 232.06 | 137B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-3% | 721.72 | 104B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.45 | 65.8B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-3% | 78% | 1.16 | 52.2B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 8 |  |
 |
1 | 40.9B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
-1% | 3919.82 | 38.6B | 10131 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-2% | 6.61 | 33.8B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.3 | 26.6B | 10132 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.3 | 26.3B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 13 |  |
 |
+3% | 26.26 | 26.3B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-3% | 60% | 0.47 | 23.6B | 16 | XLM | Stellar |
| 15 |  |
 |
57% | 51.48 | 36.8B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-4% | 0 | 18.2B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-2% | 17.87 | 17.9B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-2% | 58.46 | 17.5B | 50 | OKB | OKB | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-5% | 76% | 0.31 | 15.7B | 17 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 20 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.31 | 15.7B | 10213 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-4% | 13.87 | 15.7B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-5% | 9.91 | 15.1B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-5% | 7.38 | 14.5B | 38 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 24 |  |
 |
99055.2 | 13.5B | 10134 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 25 |  |
 |
-1% | 94% | 606.49 | 12.7B | 18 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 26 |  |
 |
-4% | 1.11 | 11.1B | 37 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 29% | 2.56 | 11B | 53 | OP | Optimism |
| 28 |  |
 |
-4% | 89% | 127.4 | 10.7B | 22 | LTC | Litecoin |
The crypto market is like a rollercoaster designed by a toddler – exciting, terrifying, and utterly nonsensical. So, buckle up, invest wisely, and remember: when in doubt, blame it on the Hawk Tuah girl. Or China.