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2024-12-09 Crypto Market Bloodbath: 10M FDMC Losers Assemble

Another day another dip Lets face it folks some of these coins are sinking faster than Jake Pauls reputation after that Hawk Tuah girl meme coin fiasco

  • QOM (Shiba Predator)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Shiba Predator? More like Shiba Prey. This coin’s value is about as stable as my faith in Jake Paul’s business ventures. Seriously, you have better odds tossing your money into a landfill and hoping to find that Brit’s lost Bitcoin hard drive.
  • STRAX (Stratis [Old])
    • $0.08: ⭐⭐
    • Stratis [Old]? Sounds like my grandma’s dusty stock portfolio. If this were a car, it’d be the one traded for Bitcoin back in ‘22. Oops, too soon?
  • VAI (Vai)
    • $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐
    • Vai… Vai… Is that supposed to sound like ‘buy’? Not with that fully diluted market cap, buddy. Even Bitcoin Pizza Day guy isn’t touching this one.
  • SNM (SONM (BEP-20))
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • SONM… more like ‘GONE-M’. This coin’s value plummeted 47% in 24 hours. Rough day, huh? Should’ve called the Hawk Tuah girl for advice.
  • PLAY (Play Token)
    • $0.00: ⭐
    • Play Token? This isn’t a game, folks. This coin dropped 26%. This game of crypto roulette is not kind to the weak.

While the Cardano Foundation’s X account is getting hacked (shocker!), these coins are just quietly bleeding out in the corner of the crypto market. We’re talking fully diluted market caps under $10M, folks. It’s like the island of misfit toys down here. Seriously, who let ‘Shiba Predator’ out in the wild? Is that what happened to Jake Paul’s meme coin dreams? Maybe he should’ve stuck to boxing old men.


Logo 30D Change 24H Change Circulating Price $ Diluted Cap $ Cap # Symbol Name
0 -1% 0.08 0 3349 STRAX Stratis [Old]
1 -47% 0 115K 2541 SNM SONM (BEP-20)
2 -26% 0 128K 2564 PLAY Play Token
3 -62% 0 134K 2516 RFR Refereum
4 99% 0 259K 2387 MARO Maro
5 -1% 79% 0 376K 2359 DAWN Dawn Protocol
6 88% 0 459K 2280 YLD Yield App
7 -4% 0 471K 2239 DREP Drep [new]
8 -1% 14% 0 550K 2602 PTS Petals
9 -5% 0.01 1.14M 1981 GRV Grove Coin
10 +22% 30% 0.01 1.14M 2321 HSF Hillstone Finance
11 +3% 2% 0 1.52M 2679 GF GuildFi
12 +14% 97% 0.02 1.82M 1835 WAIT Hourglass
13 -2% 49% 0 2.3M 1972 STRM StreamCoin
14 +5% 99% 0 2.32M 1752 OOKI Ooki Protocol
15 +2% 69% 0 3.28M 1756 TAMA Tamadoge
16 54% 0 2.35M 1942 SSG SOMESING
17 0 2.38M 1743 REV Revain
18 -1% 58% 0 2.41M 1910 LYRA Lyra
19 -23% 0.2 2.45M 1732 RGT Rari Governance Token
20 +1% 0.01 2.58M 1814 VTS Veritise
21 +5% 79% 0 2.64M 1781 FOR ForTube
22 +24% 0.04 2.76M 1708 VEGA Vega Protocol
23 -26% 65% 0 2.8M 1830 RFOX RFOX
24 -1% 0 2.98M 2175 THN Throne
25 -1% 59% 0 5.29M 1632 QOM Shiba Predator
26 -5% 89% 0.04 3.71M 1617 WTC Waltonchain
27 +2% 92% 0 3.34M 1641 BWO Battle World
28 40% 1 8.49M 1604 VAI Vai

So, there you have it, folks: the crypto wasteland, where dreams go to die, and fully diluted market caps go to under $10 million. Buckle up, buttercup, it’s a bumpy ride down here. And always remember, the car is temporary, but the cringe of a bad crypto investment? Oh, that’s forever. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to stake my ADA before another hacker swoops in and burns it all.

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