- ORDI (ORDI)
- $46.84: ⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI: Holding steady at $46.84. Not quite pizza-day prices, but enough to buy a decent pie… if you’re not Laszlo. This Bitcoin Pizza Day, let’s remember the OG who spent 10,000 Bitcoin on two pizzas. That’s like trading a Lambo for a Lunchable. ORDI might not be as legendary, but it’s not in a landfill either.
- STT (Statter Network)
- $0.41: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Statter Network (STT): Up 24%? Someone must have spiked the punchbowl. This is the kind of pump-and-dump action that makes the Hawk Tuah girl look like an amateur. Congrats, you made the highlight reel (for now).
- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- BONK: More like bonked. Down 4%, but still enough to buy… well, not much. But hey, it’s a meme coin. At least it’s more honest than Jake Paul’s promises. It’s called BONK, don’t overthink it.
China’s car dominance is shaking things up like a toddler with a sugar rush, but cryptos are even crazier. Forget NIO and BYD, we’re talking HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (BITCOIN). Yep, you heard that right. While Cardano’s getting hacked (their password was probably ‘HoskinsonRules123’), this meme-coin mania makes the Hawk Tuah girl look like Warren Buffet. It’s like Las Vegas threw up on the internet.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-3% | 22% | 2.32 | 2.32B | 174 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 1 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.05 | 5.16M | 1466 | BRICK | r/FortNiteBR Bricks | |
| 2 |  |
 |
100% | 8.63 | 8.63M | 1298 | UNIBOT | UniBot | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+24% | 50% | 0.41 | 40.6M | 991 | STT | Statter Network |
| 4 |  |
 |
-2% | 30% | 0.61 | 611M | 364 | NTRN | Neutron |
| 5 |  |
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-6% | 63% | 0 | 14.1M | 1282 | BAD | Bad Idea AI |
| 6 |  |
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+2% | 96% | 0.01 | 571M | 212 | SNEK | Snek |
| 7 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.26 | 261M | 302 | BITCOIN | HarryPotterObamaSonic10Inu (ERC-20) | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-4% | 100% | 46.84 | 984M | 119 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 9 |  |
 |
-9% | 82% | 0 | 102M | 567 | LADYS | Milady Meme Coin |
| 10 |  |
 |
-1% | 4134.91 | 7.11B | 10151 | WBETH | Wrapped Beacon ETH | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-1% | 34% | 0.73 | 729M | 305 | EDU | Open Campus |
| 12 |  |
 |
-5% | 0 | 84.7M | 593 | AIDOGE | ArbDoge AI | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-33% | 0 | 128K | 2563 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.23 | 700M | 309 | AGI | Delysium | |
| 15 |  |
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0.01 | 136M | 472 | SDEX | SmarDex | ||
| 16 |  |
 |
0.15 | 154M | 1082 | UNS | UNS TOKEN | ||
| 17 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.06 | 55M | 708 | NXRA | Nexera | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.09 | 9.12M | 1294 | OPTI | Optimus AI | |
| 19 |  |
 |
+4% | 4% | 0 | 47M | 1779 | HVH | HAVAH |
| 20 |  |
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-4% | 77% | 0.01 | 14.8M | 1187 | IMGNAI | imgnAI |
| 21 |  |
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-4% | 44% | 1.47 | 3.1B | 98 | CORE | Core |
| 22 |  |
 |
32% | 0.01 | 108M | 841 | GFAL | Games for a Living | |
| 23 |  |
 |
-4% | 27% | 0 | 62.1M | 1048 | NEXA | Nexa |
| 24 |  |
 |
-14% | 86% | 0.4 | 397M | 250 | 0x0 | 0x0.ai |
| 25 |  |
 |
-10% | 0.03 | 17M | 1068 | TOMI | tomi | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-3% | 0.01 | 1.14M | 1983 | GRV | Grove Coin | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-4% | 81% | 0 | 4.16B | 51 | BONK | Bonk |
| 28 |  |
 |
-1% | 58% | 0 | 25.2M | 1112 | RXD | Radiant |
The market is about as stable as a Jenga tower built by a toddler with the hiccups. Invest wisely, kids. Or don’t. It’s your money to burn (literally, in some cases). Remember, ’temporary’ is relative. Your car, your girlfriend and your Lambo could be gone tomorrow, but Bitcoin, eh… it’s probably got another good 50 years or so. Probably.