- LINK (Chainlink)
- $23.27: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- LINK’s taken a hit, but it’s still standing. Like a cockroach after a nuclear apocalypse, this one’s built to last. Down 7%, but hey, at least it’s not SHIB.
- APT (Aptos)
- $11.73: ⭐⭐
- Aptos is down 17% this week. Rough week, bro. Almost as bad as that guy who rage-quit options after blowing up his account. Maybe APT should try DCAing into BTC instead of whatever it’s doing now.
- XMR (Monero)
- $175.92: ⭐⭐⭐
- Monero’s only down 12% in 24 hours. In this market, that’s practically a win. It’s the smug, slightly shady cousin at the family reunion who’s quietly making bank while everyone else loses their 401ks. Privacy coins, always up to something.
- TRX (TRON)
- $0.28: ⭐
- Tron is basically the Fyre Festival of crypto. Lots of hype, questionable execution. Even with a 18% 7-day gain, I wouldn’t touch it with a ten-foot USB cable.
- BCH (Bitcoin Cash)
- $544.15: ⭐⭐
- Bitcoin Cash. Remember that awkward family dinner where your uncle insisted it was better than Bitcoin? Yeah, that’s BCH. Down 9% today, but probably still convinced it’s the future. Bless its heart.
Remember that WSB post about someone losing their shirt on options? Crypto’s feeling similar vibes today. MSTR keeps stacking sats like a squirrel hoarding nuts for the apocalypse. Dude must figure if Bitcoin goes to zero, his company stock won’t even be the biggest loser in his portfolio. LINK, our golden child, is down but not out. Holding steady like a toddler refusing naptime.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
-12% | 11.73 | 13.3B | 25 | APT | Aptos | |
| 1 |  |
 |
-12% | 175.92 | 3.25B | 47 | XMR | Monero | |
| 2 |  |
 |
-11% | 8.31 | 3.25B | 46 | ATOM | Cosmos | |
| 3 |  |
 |
-10% | 6.36 | 12.5B | 40 | FIL | Filecoin | |
| 4 |  |
 |
-10% | 0 | 15.9B | 12 | SHIB | Shiba Inu | |
| 5 |  |
 |
-10% | 8.54 | 13B | 15 | DOT | Polkadot | |
| 6 |  |
 |
-9% | 12.15 | 6.4B | 26 | ICP | Internet Computer | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-9% | 15.75 | 15.8B | 21 | UNI | Uniswap | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-9% | 78% | 1.01 | 45.6B | 9 | ADA | Cardano |
| 9 |  |
 |
-9% | 60% | 0.41 | 20.5B | 16 | XLM | Stellar |
| 10 |  |
 |
-9% | 57% | 45.53 | 32.6B | 11 | AVAX | Avalanche |
| 11 |  |
 |
-9% | 71% | 31.22 | 6.58B | 30 | ETC | Ethereum Classic |
| 12 |  |
 |
-9% | 94% | 544.15 | 11.4B | 19 | BCH | Bitcoin Cash |
| 13 |  |
 |
-9% | 29% | 2.26 | 9.71B | 54 | OP | Optimism |
| 14 |  |
 |
-8% | 5.89 | 30.2B | 13 | TON | Toncoin | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-8% | 89% | 113.46 | 9.53B | 23 | LTC | Litecoin |
| 16 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.59 | 5.89B | 100 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-8% | 0.98 | 9.82B | 38 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-7% | 23.27 | 23.3B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.17 | 5.13B | 33 | CRO | Cronos | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.28 | 24.2B | 10104 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON | |
| 21 |  |
 |
-7% | 1.87 | 1.87B | 71 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-7% | 57% | 2.21 | 221B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 23 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.29 | 14.4B | 10185 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-7% | 6.69 | 8.2B | 24 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-6% | 93% | 0.06 | 4.92B | 31 | VET | VeChain |
| 26 |  |
 |
-6% | 76% | 0.29 | 14.4B | 18 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 27 |  |
 |
-6% | 88% | 1932.48 | 1.94B | 68 | MKR | Maker |
| 28 |  |
 |
-5% | 0.28 | 24B | 10 | TRX | TRON |
The crypto market is currently resembling a dumpster fire behind a Wendy’s. But hey, at least the whales are having a buffet. Maybe they’ll leave some scraps for us peasants. Tune in next week to see if the carnage continues. Or, you know, just go buy some bonds like a sane person. Don’t forget, United Health’s CEO got capped apparently because they wouldn’t cover some important procedures for a woman, which proves that the crypto market is less evil than the US medical system. Buy the dip!