- BONK (Bonk)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐
- Down 17%? Ouch. Bonk is living up to its name, getting bonked right out of existence. Is this the new Fyre Festival of crypto? It’s got the same energy, that’s for sure. Anyone seen Hawk Tuah girl around? Maybe she can spit-shine this turd into gold… or at least something slightly less embarrassing.
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐
- With a name like BabyDoge and a price change of -4%, it’s less a ‘doge’ and more a ‘sad puppy’. It’s like the kid in the sandbox who keeps trying to build a castle, but the tide keeps coming in. Maybe it’s time to go back to the litter box, little guy.
- FET (Artificial Superintelligence Alliance)
- $1.72: ⭐⭐⭐
- Artificial Superintelligence? More like Artificial Superdisappointment. Down 12%, FET is proving that AI can be just as dumb as humans when it comes to money. At least it’s not named after a dog. Small victories, people.
- JASMY (JasmyCoin)
- $0.04: ⭐⭐
- Jasmy, oh Jasmy. Down 14%, it’s about as exciting as watching paint dry. Maybe they should rename it to ‘HasmyBeenRugPulledCoin’. It’s got that ‘I’m done with options’ vibe, without the $8 left over for a sad McChicken.
- ORDI (ORDI)
- $37.57: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- ORDI, with its 20% drop, is like that one friend who always bets on the wrong horse. But hey, at least it’s still worth actual money. A rare sight in this desolate landscape. Maybe it can use some of that cash to bribe the McDonald’s snitch for some good PR.
While Michael Saylor continues to buy Bitcoin like it’s going out of style (another 21.5k BTC, adding to his almost half a million stash!), some lesser-known cryptos are facing a reckoning. It’s like watching a slow-motion train wreck… with more lasers and questionable financial decisions. Today’s victims include BabyDoge, Bonk, FET, Jasmy, and a host of others fighting for their digital lives in the 10M market cap arena. Is it a bear market? Maybe. Is it entertaining? Absolutely.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
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-4% | 0 | 1.11B | 118 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 1 |  |
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-17% | 81% | 0 | 3.48B | 53 | BONK | Bonk |
| 2 |  |
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-12% | 89% | 1.72 | 4.69B | 35 | FET | Artificial Superintelligence Alliance |
| 3 |  |
 |
-14% | 98% | 0.04 | 2.09B | 64 | JASMY | JasmyCoin |
| 4 |  |
 |
-14% | 2.2 | 614M | 146 | SUSHI | SushiSwap | |
| 5 |  |
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-20% | 100% | 37.57 | 789M | 124 | ORDI | ORDI |
| 6 |  |
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-20% | 0.06 | 302M | 251 | PEOPLE | ConstitutionDAO | |
| 7 |  |
 |
-16% | 0.34 | 170M | 351 | HIVE | Hive | |
| 8 |  |
 |
-16% | 68% | 1.27 | 763M | 157 | CTC | Creditcoin |
| 9 |  |
 |
-19% | 53% | 0.01 | 1.39B | 128 | RSR | Reserve Rights |
| 10 |  |
 |
-18% | 22% | 1.93 | 1.93B | 180 | ARKM | Arkham |
| 11 |  |
 |
-8% | 3.71 | 6.65B | 42 | OM | MANTRA | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-19% | 84% | 0.59 | 594M | 165 | ZRX | 0x Protocol |
| 13 |  |
 |
-11% | 5.74 | 1.48B | 112 | PENDLE | Pendle | |
| 14 |  |
 |
-17% | 0.05 | 370M | 309 | SNT | Status | |
| 15 |  |
 |
-22% | 72.11 | 195M | 330 | TRB | Tellor | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-14% | 0.67 | 672M | 262 | YGG | Yield Guild Games | |
| 17 |  |
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-9% | 4.43 | 2.46B | 90 | RAY | Raydium | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+6% | 0 | 46.7M | 765 | TROY | TROY | |
| 19 |  |
 |
-19% | 0.55 | 656M | 195 | LUNA | Terra | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-2% | 94% | 2.43 | 243M | 296 | LQTY | Liquity |
| 21 |  |
 |
-15% | 0.01 | 636M | 140 | CKB | Nervos Network | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-17% | 31% | 0.29 | 375M | 444 | MLK | MiL.k |
| 23 |  |
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-16% | 0 | 190M | 329 | SLP | Smooth Love Potion | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-20% | 44% | 1.19 | 2.51B | 104 | CORE | Core |
| 25 |  |
 |
-16% | 26.74 | 317M | 250 | SSV | ssv.network | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-15% | 39% | 0.53 | 1.05B | 185 | ID | SPACE ID |
| 27 |  |
 |
-24% | 0.07 | 74M | 636 | IDEX | IDEX | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-21% | 0.02 | 479M | 292 | SUN | Sun [New] |
Well, there you have it, folks. Another day, another crypto massacre. Is this the end of the bull run? Maybe. Will someone invent a coin backed by spit and questionable life choices? Probably. Stay tuned. It’s gonna be a wild ride. Don’t forget to check under your rug for loose change. You might need it for bail money.