- BTC (Bitcoin)
- $97854.88: ⭐⭐⭐
- Bitcoin’s stuck in a perpetual ‘will they/won’t they’ with $100k. It’s like watching a rom-com with no happy ending (yet). MSTR keeps adding to its Bitcoin hoard, but the price is playing hard to get. Maybe it needs a little more convincing? Or maybe it’s just waiting for the right moment to rug-pull everyone. Stay tuned…
- DOGE (Dogecoin)
- $0.41: ⭐⭐
- Dogecoin, the OG memecoin, is down, but don’t count it out yet. Remember that kid who YOLO’d his life savings into DOGE? Yeah, that’s probably why it’s tanking. Classic rookie mistake. But hey, at least he’s providing us with some quality entertainment. Thanks, kid! (Please don’t tell your parents.)
- LINK (Chainlink)
- $23.61: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Chainlink, the oracle of the crypto world, is taking a breather. But don’t worry, it’ll be back to its prophetic ways soon enough. In the meantime, let’s all speculate wildly about its future. Who needs fundamentals when you have hopium?
- MNT (Mantle)
- $1.18: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Mantle, the new kid on the 1B block, is showing some serious gains. It’s like that underdog team that everyone dismisses until they win the championship. Is MNT the future of crypto? Probably not. But it’s fun to watch for now!
- ETH (Ethereum)
- $3768.01: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Ethereum, the king of smart contracts, is feeling the pressure. But don’t panic, it’s still the backbone of the DeFi world. Unless, of course, something better comes along. Which it probably will. But until then, let’s enjoy the ride!
While Bitcoin flirts with the $100k mark like a shy teenager at a school dance (will it or won’t it?), MSTR keeps buying BTC like it’s going out of style. Meanwhile, over on WallStreetBets, someone’s sworn off options after setting their paycheck on fire. Sounds familiar? Oh, and a whale just bought a mountain of Bitcoin. Naturally, the price dipped. Because crypto.
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+2% | 54% | 1.18 | 7.35B | 39 | MNT | Mantle |
| 1 |  |
 |
9.43 | 9.29B | 22 | LEO | UNUS SED LEO | ||
| 2 |  |
 |
1 | 141B | 3 | USDT | Tether USDt | ||
| 3 |  |
 |
1 | 40.7B | 8 | USDC | USDC | ||
| 4 |  |
 |
1 | 5.37B | 28 | DAI | Dai | ||
| 5 |  |
 |
1 | 68.3M | 596 | BUSD | BUSD | ||
| 6 |  |
 |
97824.4 | 6.39B | 10110 | BTCB | Bitcoin BEP2 | ||
| 7 |  |
 |
94% | 97854.9 | 2.05T | 1 | BTC | Bitcoin | |
| 8 |  |
 |
97485.8 | 13.3B | 10106 | WBTC | Wrapped Bitcoin | ||
| 9 |  |
 |
-1% | 1.01 | 502M | 168 | TUSD | TrueUSD | |
| 10 |  |
 |
-2% | 703.64 | 101B | 6 | BNB | BNB | |
| 11 |  |
 |
-2% | 3768.01 | 454B | 2 | ETH | Ethereum | |
| 12 |  |
 |
-2% | 3763.89 | 37B | 10103 | stETH | Lido Staked ETH | |
| 13 |  |
 |
-3% | 81% | 144.68 | 2.15B | 67 | QNT | Quant |
| 14 |  |
 |
-3% | 76% | 0.3 | 14.9B | 17 | HBAR | Hedera |
| 15 |  |
 |
-4% | 218.23 | 129B | 5 | SOL | Solana | |
| 16 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.3 | 14.9B | 10183 | WHBAR | Wrapped HBAR | |
| 17 |  |
 |
-4% | 0.41 | 61B | 7 | DOGE | Dogecoin | |
| 18 |  |
 |
-4% | 93% | 0.06 | 5.1B | 30 | VET | VeChain |
| 19 |  |
 |
-4% | 54.11 | 16.2B | 48 | OKB | OKB | |
| 20 |  |
 |
-5% | 88% | 1962.28 | 1.97B | 69 | MKR | Maker |
| 21 |  |
 |
-5% | 6.81 | 8.33B | 24 | NEAR | NEAR Protocol | |
| 22 |  |
 |
-6% | 57% | 2.25 | 225B | 4 | XRP | XRP |
| 23 |  |
 |
-6% | 1.01 | 10.1B | 38 | ARB | Arbitrum | |
| 24 |  |
 |
-6% | 23.61 | 23.6B | 14 | LINK | Chainlink | |
| 25 |  |
 |
-6% | 0.28 | 23.9B | 10 | TRX | TRON | |
| 26 |  |
 |
-7% | 1.89 | 1.89B | 71 | LDO | Lido DAO | |
| 27 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.6 | 5.99B | 100 | MATIC | Polygon | |
| 28 |  |
 |
-7% | 0.28 | 24.2B | 10104 | WTRX | Wrapped TRON |
So, is the crypto market crashing? Or is it just taking a much-needed nap? Who knows! It’s crypto, anything can happen. Maybe we’ll all be millionaires tomorrow. Or maybe we’ll be working at Wendy’s with that options trader. Time will tell. (And so will the price of Bitcoin.) Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go buy some lottery tickets. Because why not?