- CULT (Cult DAO)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Cult DAO? More like Cult ‘OMG, where did my money go?’ DAO! 😂 A 505% 24-hour change? That’s either a rocket to the moon or a one-way ticket to bankruptcy court. 🚀🚽
- BabyDoge (Baby Doge Coin)
- $0.00: ⭐⭐⭐
- BabyDoge: so cute, so volatile. This pup is up 126% over 7 days, but with a market cap still in the billions, is it a good boy or a bad investment? 🤔🐕
- QRL (Quantum Resistant Ledger)
- $1.00: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
- Quantum Resistant? More like Rug Pull Resistant… for now. 👀 With a 207% jump in 24 hours, QRL is proving that even quantum computers can’t stop a good pump and dump. Still safer than that Hawk Tuah Coin, at least. 🤷♀️
- XYO (XYO)
- $0.03: ⭐⭐
- XYO, you’re doing alright! A decent 33% climb over the week. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, at least you’re not another meme coin rug pull disaster. 🥳
- ZANO (Zano)
- $11.69: ⭐⭐⭐
- Zano. Zano. Where do I know that name from? 🤔 Oh right, it’s the coin I almost bought but didn’t because I was too busy losing my life savings on options. Up 52% in a week? Lucky Zano. I’m stuck eating ramen noodles while these coins party in the Bahamas. 🍜🏝️
While Bitcoin hangs around $100k like a lost freshman, the altcoin arena is a battlefield. Speaking of battles, remember that UnitedHealth CEO getting shot? Turns out, even healthcare giants aren’t immune to a little target practice. 🎯 Meanwhile, MicroStrategy keeps gobbling up Bitcoin like it’s going out of style. Someone tell Saylor he needs to leave some for the rest of us! 😜
| Logo | 30D Change | 24H Change | Circulating | Price $ | Diluted Cap $ | Cap # | Symbol | Name | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 |  |
 |
+505% | 64% | 0 | 114M | 573 | CULT | Cult DAO |
| 1 |  |
 |
+207% | 64% | 1 | 105M | 558 | QRL | Quantum Resistant Ledger |
| 2 |  |
 |
+57% | 0.79 | 70.8M | 1379 | FRONT | Frontier | |
| 3 |  |
 |
+56% | 99% | 0 | 392K | 2278 | MARO | Maro |
| 4 |  |
 |
+18% | 0 | 164K | 2473 | SNM | SONM (BEP-20) | |
| 5 |  |
 |
+13% | 0 | 1.1B | 118 | BabyDoge | Baby Doge Coin | |
| 6 |  |
 |
+12% | 96% | 0.03 | 417M | 188 | XYO | XYO |
| 7 |  |
 |
+11% | 11.69 | 167M | 366 | ZANO | Zano | |
| 8 |  |
 |
+10% | 0 | 47.6M | 752 | TROY | TROY | |
| 9 |  |
 |
+8% | 0.01 | 8.59M | 1779 | DG | Decentral Games | |
| 10 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.01 | 6.92M | 4046 | CQT | Covalent | |
| 11 |  |
 |
+7% | 54% | 0 | 26.1M | 1090 | FRA | Fractal Network |
| 12 |  |
 |
+7% | 38% | 0.03 | 31.9M | 1142 | LA | LATOKEN |
| 13 |  |
 |
+7% | 0.22 | 2.79M | 1658 | RGT | Rari Governance Token | |
| 14 |  |
 |
+5% | 0 | 135K | 2541 | PLAY | Play Token | |
| 15 |  |
 |
+3% | 0.05 | 47.4M | 996 | AVINOC | AVINOC | |
| 16 |  |
 |
+2% | 0.01 | 13.8M | 1101 | GYEN | GYEN | |
| 17 |  |
 |
+2% | 3.08 | 133M | 406 | ANT | Aragon | |
| 18 |  |
 |
+2% | 2% | 0 | 1.55M | 2668 | GF | GuildFi |
| 19 |  |
 |
+2% | 0 | 11.9M | 1538 | GXA | GALAXIA | |
| 20 |  |
 |
+1% | 89% | 0.36 | 40.1M | 801 | DNX | Dynex |
| 21 |  |
 |
+1% | 1.13 | 113M | 645 | SLND | Save | |
| 22 |  |
 |
+1% | 99% | 0.49 | 202M | 316 | Gomining | Gomining |
| 23 |  |
 |
+1% | 57% | 0.87 | 175M | 486 | LON | Tokenlon Network Token |
| 24 |  |
 |
10% | 0.99 | 141M | 1086 | SUSD | sUSD | |
| 25 |  |
 |
0 | 56.7M | 717 | CCD | Concordium | ||
| 26 |  |
 |
0.25 | 9.58M | 1218 | CEL | Celsius | ||
| 27 |  |
 |
1.05 | 4.2M | 1509 | CEUR | Celo Euro | ||
| 28 |  |
 |
87% | 0.01 | 5.81M | 1444 | DOCK | Dock |
So, the crypto market is a mess, Bitcoin is playing hard to get, and meme coins are still scamming people. Shocking, I know. What else is new? Maybe I should just buy some fries at McDonald’s. That sounds like less of a gamble.